Welcome to the (now very normal) Friday rubric. Uh oh, what were the questions? Were there even any? Lemme think for a second... Can't remember, so we'll do this => What are YOUR favourite expressions? It would be nice to get some feedback, otherwise it'll have to be renamed to ''What are MY favourite expressions'' and that would just be ego-centric, man.
As mentioned below, ''My bad'' and ''24/7'' are the top contenders right now, with a slight preference for 24/7. Then we've got the self-invented ones, such as ''I could chock on your stupidity'', ''Doing (insert activity or name here) is about as fun as being decapitated.'', ''Don't trust anyone until you can blackmail them.'', ''You're the reason people commit suicide.'' and ''It takes two to commit a murder. Wanna be the victim?''. Some are morbid, others just plain stupid. There are many more: ''Everybody is unique in their own ugly way.'', ''Life is like a bin. It can hold some nice surprises.'', ''When you become to tired to be sarcastic/insulting, we're in real trouble...'' and some others, but don't have the list here, so don't know/can't remember what they are. Then we have the ones from Blackadder of course: ''Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.'', ''Do I have a canoe in my pocket/pants or am I just glad to see you?!'', ''I could make it very had for you.'' and others, however it has been quite a while since the last viewing AND there are so many that it would go on for hours if they all had to be quoted! Oh, wait this is HILARIOUS: Prince George: ''What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you?'' Blackadder: ''I cannot concieve, sir.'' Obviously it is funny, since it's from Blackadder. How could it not be? What do YOU like? Some reactions would be nice! (hint hint!).
I want this on my grave stone, sort of stole it from somebody, dunno who ==>> ''Here I lie and bloody annoyed about it!'' It's foonie!