Friday, May 18, 2007

Now for a bit of nonsense: now here's for your enjoyment or is that punishment? You have the privilege, no HONOUR of reading this preview for the story, which may be created with the Sims 2. It's a Romedy (Romantic Comedy), 'cos a Tragemania/ Tragimance/ Romagedy (Tragic Romance i.e. Romeo and Juliet) is just double boring!!!
Here's the summary: Amy Willows a 35 year old journalist (?) has had enough of her single life! When she finally found Julian Lovegood she thought her life would no longer be filled with loneliness and sorrow. Little did she know that Julian was only toying with her heart and emotions. We shall see who has the last laugh as the tables turn...
Summarized summary: Basically Amy falls in love with Julian. At first he doesn't care for her that way. (He's got a girlfriend?) She calls him 5 x a day. He's getting bored. (He tells her he has a g/f.) She pretends not to care. He feels lonely and realizes he loves her. Will she forgive him? Why am I asking you?
Summarized summarized summary: Amy loves Julian. He doesn't. Tables turn. J loves A.
  • a) Will she forgive him? (Yes otherwise it'll be a tragic romance, which is even worse than a Romance!!! Plus it's a Romedy.)
  • b) Is he married? (No, too immoral + difficult to arrange.)
  • c) She's obsessed. He's scared. His feelings change. Will hers? (Yes, since I'm the author and you're not and I make the decisions and you have nothing to say!)
1st preview (so first she has a few flings, right? Here's one she had with a guy of 25):

Amy: There's something I need to tell you...
Guy: You're gay!
Amy: No...
Guy: Oh, I'm gay?
Amy: Er, not that I know of.
Guy: I'm really a woman!
Amy: No! Stop guessing!
Guy: OK. You're really 35.
Amy: N... How did you know?
Guy: Saw it on your driving licence.
Amy: Oh. Hey, wait a tick there are no driving licences in the Sims!
Guy: Well, that's what it said in the script.
Amy: Show me that!
Guy: I was only kidding...
As you can see the end "skypes out" AKA goes off-topic...

2nd preview (Amy is talkin' to Julian):

Amy: I love yo...
Julian: Before you say anything, there is something you should know.
Amy: What? (Like Maid Marian when Robin says: "You'll never believe this." in "Men in tights")
Julian: I have a girlfriend (wife).
Amy: WHAT?! (Like Maid Marian after Robin says: "It won't open!")
Julian: Sorry...
Amy: I meant: I love your coat. It's a really nice coat!
Julian: You're not angry at me?
Amy: Oh, I knew all along.
Julian: You did?
Amy: Yes. I'd love to stay and all that, but I really must dash! (Runs off)
Julian: (calls after her) Can I call you?

3rd preview (On balcony. A on it, J below it):
Julian: I can't live without you!
Amy: Really? Well, you should have thought of that BEFORE!
Julian: Give me a second chance!
Amy: What for? So you can make a fool of me again?
Julian: Please...
Amy: Get lost or I'll get a restraining order against you!
Julian: (sings) I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry...
Amy: Shut up! (Slams door)

The thing is how to turn this into a Romedy rather than a Romagedy? How in Love's name do they get back together??? 'Cos the point was to NOT integrate person C... Oh well, since this probably won't be written/created anyway, who cares? It's pathetic!

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