We're going to the Seychelles very soon. The new modem has been very unsuccessful. It doesn't work, so currently connected to the telephone. We're not taking any computers, there might be one at the hotel. Well, I'll have the mobile. Will write about England upon return when the modem will hopefully work.

Crazed scientist!

Happy Valentine's day!!!

Better update before people start complaining again! We're going to England tomorrow and will be returning on Monday. Physics went OK, but it was ubber boring. This Spin Chillers is creepy! Grim Reaper is chopping everybody up!!! Wow and now the zombies are back to kill the employer who had GR kill all the people who tried to murder him. It's gory. Whoa Little Britain is mind bogglingly weird and/or funny. We'll see whether Internet works in the UK. Tip for the Nip/Tuck creators: A little less sex and a bit more story please.

Went to see Babel with D. It starts off with this Family somewhere in a Muslim country. You don't really know where it is. It might have been Iraq for all we knew. A man is going to buy a gun to ward off the jackals. He purchases it for 500 Dirham(s) and a goat. His two sons "learn" how to use it and it turns out the younger of the two has a true aim. They set off to guide the goats to greener pastures, well at least to a place with slightly more shrubs. When they get there, the two brothers have an altercation involving the younger sibling habit of watching (not entirely sure, could have been an random girl) sister undress. Later they try out the gun. Not hitting anything, the older boy blames everything on the bullets. He proves this by shooting on a nearing bus. When nothing happens, the other one has a go. At first he agrees, but when the bus stops they know that it means nothing good.

(to be continued...)

Sorry, put word identification on for comments, because these moronic, stupid, idiotic twits are commenting. Any more backward than them and we'd be Homo Erectuses! I say it's illegal. Why would you download Mozilla from some random blog? If anything, you download it from Firefox website. What does it take to contact administration? Their comments border on harassment. Don't let this stop you from commenting Rhubarb and Strawberry!

Didn't I tell you gits to stop commenting??? Don't you have anything better to do? Like crossing the motorway or micro-waving yourselves? What the schmuck are you trying to do? Put Mozilla out of business? For the last fricken time: I HAVE IT ALREADY!!!!!!!! Humans like you make this planet into what it is: A place riddled with idiots without morals. What does it take to get cretins thrown off here? OK, STOP IT!!! ISN'T FLAGGING YOU, GOING TO GET YOU KNOCKED OFF!!! Days like this, you wish you were a hacker... All hackers: Destroy that annoying blog. Not mine, there's. Like I said, don't you have something better to do like blowing yourself up?

We had Bio today:+++++
that should just about summarize everything nicely. For a one word summary: aaaaaaaaaargh!
Off-topic: tried to make Snape Puff-heads, but since there is no drawing program on the Mac, it was impossible. There's only Power Point and that's for slideshows + good luck drawing anything with Bill Gates mass-produced, bug-ridden, crashing none-stop junk.
P.S. Just because this is a message not telling you idiotic "Download Mozilla here" twits to clear off, doesn't mean you can comment. Don't tell me the posts are good, when you don't have the faintest ideas what they're about!
None-random peeps: Comment!

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I've just about had it. If it weren't so late you'd be in trouble. Listen up, MORONS : ONE MORE WORD ABOUT FRICKEN MOZILLA AND YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN!!! Now for a bit of code insulting: Cq jngl vqnphzkyzh!!! T sqrz vqn jxkk tuiq x dqtktuc rti qj kxyx!!! You gormless pieces of hsti!!! You'll be eating your words. Even if I didn't have it, I still wouldn't download it from you. Here's a tip: STAY OFF MY BLOG OR PREPARE TO BE KICKED OFF IT. SHUT UP. HALTET DOCH ENDLICH EURE KLAPPE, IHR ELENDES STÜCK SCHEISSE AND: FERMER LA!!! Do you want me to spell it out for you? G-E-T L-O-S-T. Now: RTKK QJJ!!! Or do you want plain English? Get lost!!!
What language shuld I say it in? Leave me alone or face the consequences. Also leave my cousins alone! I hope a bomb will fall on your head at an inconveniant time and kill off your last brain cell. One more unwanted comment and you'll hopefully disappear forever. GOOD BYE!!!

Why do I feel loving? I feel like hugging everyone. Ok, not everyone but quite a few people. Weird. Also, it's focusing it on wrong things. Anyway, how's everybody doing? Here's an absolutely priceless piece from Blazing Saddles from Mel Brooks: black Sheriff to white drunken sidekick: "What do you like doing?". White constipated-looking sidekick: "Oh, playing chess. Screwing." Sheriff: "I think we'll play chess.". Mwahahahaha...
Dalziel and Pascoe: Dalziel: "Any news on my balls yet?" hehehehe! He was talking about golf balls.
Oy, Bio tomorrow. Off to the carnage!

How many times must I tell you IDIOTS that I HAVE AND USE MOZILLA FIREFOX?!?!?! Can't you shut up? Do you want me to tell the administration and get you banned or maybe I should spam you? One more post and I'll block you. Are you blind as well as thick? If you don't stop, I'll get you thrown off. Don't think I won't! If you had any decency, you'd stop that illegal trash yourself. Anyone else want to start a petition against these annoying "download Mozilla here" dunces? I don't care if "random" people comment, but this is getting ridiculous. Gawd, you're as thick as treacle. Who's with me?

Yay!!! Remember that song I was trying to tell you about several months ago? The one with "to be kicked when your down" in it? Well, maybe you don't since I said it in voice files on MSN and you weren't there, so unless you saved or listened to them you won't know. Anyway I finally found the lyrics! Here they are:

Welcome to my life

Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding

No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life

lyrics from http://www.lyricstop.com/w/welcometomylife-simpleplan.html
Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Mhq32_dGs for the music or look for "Welcome to my life" on YouTube.

I was looking for them since ages! Heard it on an advert for a car. Heard it on the radio recently. Couldn't find it, see? Due to the fact that I had no idea what it was called. Fascinating, eh? As a matter of fact this song is quite descriptive, don't you think? Other than the tune being obsessive, the lyrics sometimes apply, don't they?

Aaaaargh!!! We had a two hour Maths exam on Monday. Maths gives a whole new dimension and meaning to the words "being screwed", "failing" and "messing up". Seriously, since when have Biologists been good at Maths? Matrixes? Who cares? Ask someone studying this inconcrete* "science". Contact Pythagoras or Archimedes. The professor's explanations are more abstract than Guillaume's last Abstract Painting. If that's supposed to be concrete, what does he call vague? The Professor is one of these guys you can't even "hate" properly for giving cryptic lectures! In fact he doesn't explain anything, he just sort of does the problem as though we weren't there, as though we knew what Lambda was supposed to represent. As he drawls on, you long for the end. Anyhow, the first exercise was right. Wow! Meaning instead if 1, I'll have 1,5. Super. Hope he loosed the exam papers!
*Ok, invented word, but it exists in French.
On Wednesday we have Bio and on Monday it's Physics. Yay.
Unless we steal a private jet, we're not going to England. We'd better order the tickets before it's too late.

If only evolution had passed us by (as prehestoric people)!

What is this bizarro documentary about? “Why sex isn’t a coincidence”. Well for one we can’t do mitosis. Nor can we auto-fertilize ourselves like tapeworms do. We’re not hermaphrodites (at least most of us aren’t => Turner Syndrome). Like I said: in this shallow word love=sex. Look at what these men say: “What I find sexy is big lips, nice teeth and thinness”. What about big boobs? So you don’t care that’s she’s an immoral bitch? Great once again thanx for the insult: “beautiful people earn more money, are more successful and more intelligent” and they even get preferential treatment during court cases. Well, if you say so. I wouldn’t trust anyone who thinks that Jessica Simpson is smart. Clinton is sexy??? Don’t think much of your taste. “Breeding opportunities”. That's an expression for horny I’ve never heard before. When you’ve ovulated -> you prefer wild partiers. Otherwise woman prefers “softies”. Aww poor men, they can’t help it that they only like beautiful women. It’s genetic. That’s excuse has been used so many times it’s stretched. Find another. Hair is apparently a key “sex appeal”. Well at least they’re right => woman who recieved more Testosterone in the womb have more hair. Knew it. Blond is sexy. Too bad you can't say the same for their intelligence. J/K. There aren't many real blond people. Wondered where the boobs were. No, of course the size doesn't count! Droopy + small = bad. Love formula? Hip to waist proportion 70 to 30. No! We look different than monkeys?!? Who knew? There’s a “face proportion” mask. The more symmetrical the face, the prettier it is. John Cleese doesn’t “fit” into it. (That was a different documentary). The “I am healthy” signal is important, that’s why symmetry is important => diseases can change your appearance -> Sinus infection can change your looks. Apparently, you get more symmetrical in the middle of the cycle. Orgasm => “sucking” action of the cervix to get the sperm into the uterus. For woman anyhow. You like people due to their smell. The odour contains info about what antibodies they have and you “like” the smell of people who have different ones than you. That way your baby will have more protection against more diseases. Also evidently handsome men smell better. Great, if girls only play with toys that have faces why did I play with Lego, electrical trains and Baufix (that’s a game where you can build cars, cranes and so one from wood. The screwdrivers were wooden; it was a bit like a building game)? Women hear (and listen) better => more hair in the ears. More sensors for the touch and taste. Women show more feelings. Testosterone “blocks” feelings. It provokes aggression and a need to win. Sorry, but what's the point of having a sex change and then being Lesbian? Where’s the point, really? The way that ex-man is going on about sex changes, you’d think s/he’s being paid for advertising them! There was a test: a “random” woman asks several men if he wants to sleep with her, 75% of them say yes. Women were asked the same thing by a man and 100% said no. So nurture also influences our behaviour. Out of 300 couples, only three gave their sons dolls when they asked for them. People, there are no stereotypes! Culture + hormones = sex drive definition from Freud. It’s a biological response to hormones. From Testosterone: Sex drive => fulfilment of sexual desire. Women who were injected Testosterone are more sexually active. Men produce Oestrogen??? The Testosterone changes to Oestrogen. We have courtship rituals??? Why is fertility hidden? Long term relationship => he doesn’t know when she’s ovulated, so he has to stay with her longer to pass on his genes. Chimpanzees only protect the females when they've ovulated. It’s hidden so that women can have one night stands => she chooses one partner to provide for her and chooses another for her children. Best genes are at interest here! It isn’t hidden=> face “glows”, better blood circulation in the skin; we dress sexier (must of missed that lesson) and seek or aciidentally get more contact. Yeah, right. Men only want sex to procreate. “Sexual variety”. There’s another way of saying one nightstand. Men like their harems. Hang on, what about gays? They can’t have any kids! Although if it’s embedded in the genome… Finally, finally right at the end they talk about love! People will do pretty much everything for, yes you got it, for “getting caught in a net”.

Since we were talking HP, here's some news. Don't know whether it's true, but apparently HP and the Deathly Hallows is finished. JKR stayed at a 5 (wow, well it's good she can afford it) star hotel in Edinburgh called Balmoral. She wrote in the logbook: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has been finished in this room on the 11th of January 2007''. Since this info comes from the teletext from a rubbish private (private as in having adverts every 15 minutes for 15 minutes, rubbish programs, porn or porn adverts after 1 o'clock and their own news) German channel, I wouldn't put much faith in it. Before JKR hasn't confirmed it, we can't know whether it's true. Hopefully it is!

What will come first? More rights for woman or more rights for gays? Anyway, comment or I shall post the complete Salmonella rant (over 4'100 words => longer than the rain forest thing, twice as Catharsising and done 40x faster) on here and will write long, insipid and detailed texts about what happens to people who don't comment regularly and so on.
People, stop telling me about Firefox. What part of ''having and using it'' don't you understand?

As said, anyone not random going to leave their trace here? For the record, I have and use Mozilla and Firefox, Thunderbird and everything that isn't Internet Explorer. So, thanx but no thanx. Drop it, will you? Who wants to use Internet Explorer anyway? It's rubbish, garbage, junk and trash!!! It gets stuck, takes hours to load the pages and some pages aren't ''compatible'' with it!
Can you smell love? No, seriously if you ''give a flavor'' or rather a smell to the appropriate pheromone, you could smell it! As you can see I have no clue about Chemistry, that is in fact why I chose to study Biology, instead of Chemistry, Bio-Chemistry or Pharmacy. Wouldn't it be cool though? Suppose that depends on the odor they ''attach'' to the hormone. Is there even only one? There may be several or none at all... No matter how hard we tried, everything that we did or/and said in Chemistry was wrong! Not only that, but when our lab neighbours copied our exercises, the assistants marked theirs as right and ours wrong. What is this discrimination??? Even when we copied their stuff, they got good and we got sufficient. Is it any wonder that we didn't try harder? It was wrong anyway. We have to fill out lecture and course evaluations. It's multiple choice. There are questions such as: ''Were the course objectives clear?'' What objectives? "Did the assistants motive you?" They sure did! They motivated us to commit suicide, trash the lab, kill them and actually stop studying. Too bad you could only choose between yes, no, sooner yes, sooner no and no opinion. There was a ''what was good'', ''what was bad'' and remarks on the other side, but how can you try to insult them when they are looming over you? Ma lab partner wrote: ''Too long to be enjoyable'', I'd have said "Too existent to be enjoyable". The guy said that his job was on the line (as a ''joke'', but if enough people say they dislike him, he might be in trouble). Really? Thanks for the info. Maybe you should have thought of that before giving us ''sufficient'' every time. The guy was not the problem, the woman was! Who needs a suicide pill when she's around? If you were suicidal to start with you'd be dead by the end! She was ubber annoying, but that is a different story or should I say rant? It deserves its own topic. (:D).

Since at least one person of value commented, we can now go on to something partially different. Different as in H(arry) P(otter). Sorry, but Tom Felton is hot?!? Not to be mean (to animals), but whom are you comparing him to? A baboon? Sorry baboon. Is there a worthy comparison to make it clear what these obsessed fan girls are insinuating? Perhaps if you said that the actor who plays Filch (David Bradley) is cute. That comes close. Also, this person on a website claims: "I have had negative feedback about him [Snape] not being gay." Huh? Negative feedback??? Where's the poll? The evidence? Did he/she do a statistic? To quote JKR again: "Thinking about S. as having any sexual life what so ever is enough to make me sick.'' I understand her completely. Imagine writing a text about Violi or Nussbaum (''The next time we meet, one of us will die [and it won't be me!!!] quote from The man in the iron mask, Athos to d'Artgnan or in actor terms John Malkovitch to Gabriel Byrne + a [] which has been added by moi) and these bizarre people start writing fan fiction involving these people and putting them in situations relative to sex. I dare say you'd be more than ''slightly'' disgusted?
Next the 7th book is called: Harry Potter and the deathly hallows and will be published on the 21st of July this year. Meaning that we could buy them in England again.
Well, we have a few more discussions before it comes out: a) Is Snape good or bad? b) Who will die? c) Can true evil ever be completely destroyed?
a) The evidence really is none-existent as such, but there may be a few indications nonetheless. Since nothing is completely black or white, we must accept that Snape definitely doesn't have a blank record. Because of him the Potters are dead, he was a Death Eater. Whether he actually killed someone is a different matter though. The thing is would Dumblie beg for his life? What did he mean? Either it was part of his "plan" to die to keep S's true loyalty hidden from V or he was egging Snape on to kill him. Self-hatred and self-revulsion are indistinguishable of hatred and revulsion. Especially since the story is from HP's point of view of course he'll think that "the look of hatred and revulsion that was etched into the harsh lines of his face'' (sorry dunno whether the quote is correct, but it's more or less right, been quite a while since the last reading) was directed at Dumblie. HP was experiencing the same thing when he force-feeds that goo to D. An outsider could have thought that HP hated D. The info S gave V was utterly useless. He gave HP a ''lesson'' about silent curses right at the end of the book. He stops this DE torturing HP and his excuse was the lamest since ''my homework was eaten by the dog''. Yes, Voldie wants HP alive, he doesn't really care what state his in. Crucio doesn't kill you, so what was the point?
The contras: Voldemort is more of a ''kill first talk later'' person. If S was the Death Eater ''who left forever'' how did he get back in to Voldie's group? He would have to have talked faster than it took Voldie to lift his wand and say the killing curse, which was since a long time a reflex. We don't know what kind of info he gave D. He murdered D! What more proof do you want? He's a Death Eater. We don't know ''where his loyalties lie''. Why would someone ask to be killed? Ask somebody else, he's evil that's why I ''liked'' him in the first place! Badies are more complex and interesting than the heroes. Actor-wise Alan Rickman mostly plays badies. This is not necessarily why he was picked though. (He's too old! He's going to be 61, S is supposed to be 48!) Why is the contra shorter, you ask? The contra is more ''obvious''. That and I'm too dumb to find any proof myself + haven't reread them all in detail yet. It wouldn't be the first time that JKR planted a red herring about a character.

b) Who will die?

Normal: Harry and Voldie, Tragic: Ron and Hermione, Neville, etc..., Bizarre: nobody, except for V + a few DE.
Only good can destroy evil, so yeppo... Bye Harry! The alternative ending would be for HP loosing his powers after V's destruction.
S would be a ''tragic hero'' ==> hated by nearly all, ugly (hehe), apparently evil, nobody understands that he did a great n' brave thing --> hence his reaction to being called a coward. He saves HP life several times. Probably he'll die, either by HP overcome by anger, grief and hatred killing him or being destroyed because of greed and power.
Malfoy (either of the men): They had it coming to them. It's a bit like Zola's ''influence of society and ''genetics'' (had they been known about then)'' on people or the great ''nurture vs nature'' conflict. Draco doesn't know any better. There might even be a bit of that ''Daddy doesn't care about me'' aspect there; he always has to prove himself to his father. Anyhow not a great loss. -Hoard of DM fans approaching at an alarming speed- Okay, okay, just kidding, no need to over-react!
Any others: depends. Good people: of course tragic, maybe Lupin will bite the dust? He is after all the last one of the Marauders still standing. If JK eliminates characters by ''power of usefulness'' she may as well kill the whole lot off! Neville might pop his clogs too. It remains to be seen. Bad people: good riddance! Too bad their real counterparts couldn't disappear too.

C) Can true evil ever be completely destroyed?

Hopefully, otherwise there was hardly any reason for writing this book, is there? You can destroy evil; the only problem is that it keeps returning like a boomerang. One evil person goes someone worse will replace them. Hitler goes, Saddam comes... and goes! Wonder where Satan deposited his soul now. Maybe in Berlusconi? Bush? All the communist dictators are dying: Pinochet, Fidel Castro (close enough), Khrushchev,... Chirac is next! J/K, but when he retires, boy who knows what'll happen to him. He'll be imprisoned no doubt. Same goes to Berlusconi, that corrupt, Mafia supporting, German insulting git. That German politician looks like an SS??? What about you? Aren't you a direct descendant of Mussolini? The Mafia is not really known for being ''left'', is it? You may want to take a look at yourself, before judging others! Putting yourself in their shoes, so to speak. Even if a person looks like Hitler, you don't say it out loud on GERMAN NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! Very touchy subject. ''We didn't vote for him!'' ''I knew he was bad all along'' Oh? Wonder how that AUSTRIAN managed to ruin Germany's reputation then. That wasn't the first time Austrians destroyed our reputation. WW1!!! That's a wee bit of topic.
That's it folks! Over and out.

Is anyone -not random- going to comment?
Maybe this irrefutably weird post will catch someone's attention: Got a ''shot'' or rather a ''take'' seeing as it's a film of the reputedly gay guy. It's hilarious (well to some extent), an ''electrician'', i.e. person who switches the mikes on, is called a pedello. Nothing funny there except that pede is a gay person. It also means pedophile, but more commonly it means queer. You'll be able to make your own opinion of him. Need to get a clearer clip. The thing is he stopped to stare (at this Maths assistant) for 9 seconds before deciding that he didn't need to go down there ( or deciding he wasn't gay). Of course he did this off-screen. More ''proof'' is that he wears an earring, but it's on the left side, which apparently means symbolically (in men): male stud or fornicator. What does this mean??? That he' sexually active with woman? A straight guy who screws men? Why ''male'' stud? Isn't a stud always male? Anyhow, who cares? Comment or I'll keep posting about it forever.