Monday, May 14, 2007

-"Let me give you a tip."
+"No thanks. There'd be no point..."
That's what I call "casser" somebody. What's the fricking English word?!? There isn't one and you'd have thought the Yorkshire people with their "calling a spade a shovel" and "a shlong a meat and two veg" would have "invented" a word for it! The only translation that could be found - and believe you me it was NOT easy- was "being curt with somebody". Woman (or rather dictionary), it's much more than that!!! It's backfiring their insult!!! So, we'll call it "backfiring", cos "broken" doesn't work. There's also a movement to go with it! It's like "The Chop" from Robin Hood men in tights! So you go: make "The Chop" movement and say casser! Easy as that! Well you have to say something "cassant" first. Let's think, shall we?
-"You are an idiot."
+"Don't go projecting!"
Bad example, but oh well...
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-"I haven't slept well since weeks!"
="Tell me about it..."
-"OK. Well it started..."
="No, I meant "I know", not "go rambling on for hours on end!!!""
-"Oh."

Man, I need to get my brain checked over (what brain?). I'm acting as though I were constantly on crack or Ecstasy or something..
In other words I feel high, although it's probably caused through lack of sleep. Makes ya ubber-happy and crazy!!! Weeeeeeeeeee. As you can see from the posts. Stress must also add to that effect!
Peace! Over and out!!!

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