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Why are there no green mammals? What kind of title is that for a that for a tutorial essay? Quite appropriate according to S-J... So what is the answer? Well basically most animals are nocturnal and therefore don't have colour-vision. Why? As always there is a trade-off between one thing and another. It is better to see something in the dark than nothing at all. It also has something to do with the rods and the cones found in the eyes and the way they are "wired" . (To be continued)

Mammals do have green pigments in them called biloverdin (spelling?) that cause the skin to look green when an individual feels ill. That's what gives humans that green tinge. It doesn't seem to have incooperated itself into hair or fur though...

And now tune in for: The Scream

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Nope still annoyed at that Khadaffi idiot. The nerve of him! Who does he take himself for? God! Please tell me Switz has allies of some kind? I can see maybe France wanting part of Switzerland. There's a reason why Sarcozi is compared to Napoleon... Doubt the Germans would want anything with a language that awful, with which you have to wash phlegm out of your hair weeks later! Italians? Well Belusconi is a distant relative of Mussolini, right? Oh well I say he is! So I can see him wanting Tessin. As for Austria, well same as for Germany... Hideous language problem. (No offence, but Swiss German is awful!)

Hey had anther great idea! Yes another one, you'll remember my idea from the other post on Sunday, February 17, 2008... and I quote: "OH-HO! I just another brain-wave! Yes ANOTHER one actually, you'll remember the other one about taking over the world. I've had an idea for a Friday discussion topic. Not that today is Friday or that it is really worth discussing, but ANYWAY... So here it is: Do YOU believe in ghosts?" Send some Swiss Germans to K-farty and make them sing to him! He's sure to hand those hostages back then and then leave them there for extra-torture! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, seriously it could work!

Hi y'all, well Nobody! It's time for another rant! What do you mean "oh no, not again"?!

Here goes:

What the BLOODY HELL is wrong with that utter b@st@ard of Khadaffi?! Oh dear your moron of a son has had "problems with the Genevan police before"? Well why do you come here then?! I don't know whether you've noticed, but CIVILISED people don't hit their servants; they don't have any! Well that can be debated, but moving on.

So you get imprisoned? You should have stayed in there several months! You must abide by rules of this country and what's more I see no reason why you should benefit from Swiss medical care. If your country is that great, go to your own hospitals. You never paid into the Swiss Medical Insurance.

Give us those hostages back! Or have you killed them already? Switzerland has made all kinds of concessions. What have you done? Nothing! It's like with Hitler and Chamberlain. Mertz should step down; it's enough. It's time to send in the Secret Service and retrieve those people before it's too late. Either that or tell the Americans there's oil there. Damn Bush isn't president anymore! Oh well maybe the president could "accidentally" drop a bomb on Khadaffi!

Leave this country alone! How dare you go to the UN and ask to dissemble Switzerland?! You can't do that! Not even with a criminal state like -lets say Libya. By the way here's a new map, should send THAT to the UN!

For all people out there who have no clue about Geography, here's the old IMO to be destroyed map:

What can I hear you say? Maybe Egypt doesn't want Libya? What's Libya? Never heard of it.

Switzerland was ridiculed and if they ever want to see those hostages again, they better get their act together and start doing something instead of shitting themselves like they usually do! Come on Switzerland! Oh and also if you want you can buy Libya! Starting price is 1 Pence!

If his son ever steps foot in this country again, he will not be leaving it alive or at all for that matter! I hope they make him a "person non Grata".
Didn't someone say "we don't deal with terrorists"? (Please don't say it was Bush...) so why in God's name are we even talking to these morons? Enough with the talking! Go over there and FETCH them and why not kidnap Kafarty's son? Honestly as that Right politician said: "CH can survive without Libya's oil" so get rid of Tamoil and send them packing. Who needs that country? Corrupt criminal fools. Ha guess what Khadaffi! Your name isn't even in this dictionnary! You're a nobody! An insignificant corrupt criminal leader who will die one day like everyone else and there is nothing you can do about it!

End of transmission.

Sorry, I know! How vein! But they looked pretty...

So now for something RANDOM, be warned it's weirder than what weird describes!

Survey Guy: Excuse me! I'm doing a survey about kind of music people are listening to. What are you listening to?
Guy: Huh? (Shouts) I can't hear you I'm listening to music! (Takes headphones off)
SG: I said I'm doing a survey about what kind of music people listen to on their MP3 Players.
G: I don't have an MP3 player; this is an iPod!
SG: Gawd... (Whispers) What a dunce! (Loud) An iPod IS an MP3 Player!
G: No it isn'!
SG: OK, whatever. What music are you listening to on it at the moment?
G: I'm Horny.
SG: Excuse me?!
G: I said I'm Horny.
SG: What does that have to do with anything?! I asked you what song you're listening to!
G: I'm Horny.
SG: So you said! I still don't understand the relationship between the state of your arousal and the song you're listening to...
G: I'm Horny is a song by E-rotic...
SG: OH. Bye! (Runs off) Weirdo...

Later

SG: Excuse me, Madam!
Woman: Yes.
SG: What music are you listening to?
W: When I think about you, I touch myself.
SG: Er... We only just met! I don't know you...
W: Yeah it's the name of the song by Blondie.
SG: Oh...

Even more later

SG: Excuse me, what song are you listening to?
Other Guy: Sex over the phone.
SG: Excuse me?! I don't engage in that sort of activity!
OT: It's by the Village People, you twit!
SG: I knew that. Excuse me, Miss? What song are you listening to?
Girl: Kiss me where it smells funny.
SG: Er... Charmed I'm sure. Call me a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer to take a girl out first...
G: It's the name of the song!!! It's by Bloodhound Gang, you pervert! (Storms off)
SG: What is wrong with these people?!

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"I won't back down" by Tom Petty. Yup very diverse lyrics...

Love this video! Credit to those it is due to... Not mine; don't own rights; didn't make or sing it... Oh sh!t it doesn't get anymore incriminating than that, does it..?