OK, RANDOM people listen up: no one asked you to come here and read this, so keep you're snide remarks to yourself. This blog was originally designed for my cousins to read so they knew what was going on in my corner of the world. So next time if you have something to say, tell your wall because frankly I couldn't give a toss. Also not to be insulting, but FUCK OFF. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything it all. Any other RANDOM people wanting to leave nice remarks or constructive criticism, feel free to.

Hehe, now for an update. Saw a preview from an English film (can't remember the name) and in one scene one of the guys calls his girlfriend (or whatever she is) and says: "I love you." whilst crying. She says: "I love you too." Guy: "Really?" and then the woman adds: "I want to marry you!" RECORD SCRATCH. Guy: "Okay... Gotta go!" and hangs up. That was hilarious! Typical as well.

OK, there's nothing else to do and that German form is really pissing me off. So for that song "Sex Control" by Band Ohne Namen.

Lyrics:

Immerzu, immerfort denk ich nur an den Tag,
Als ich gesagt hab´, dass ich Dich mag
Und Du gefragt hast, ob ich nicht Lust hätte,
Die Nacht mir Dir zu verbringen und das haben wir gemacht.

Incessantly, evermore I think of the day,
When I said that I liked you
And you asked whether I felt like
Spending the night with you and we did.

In dieser Nacht hörte ich Glocken klingen,
Und auf den Schwingen der Lust hört' ich die Engel singen.
Ich war bereit, alles zu geben, was mein Herz sagt,
Und in der Tat bist Du das Beste, was ich je erlebt hab´.

That night I heard bells ringing,
And on the wings of lust I heard the angels singing,
I was ready to give it everything my heart told me to,
And indeed you are the best, that I have ever experienced.

Doch jetzt, egal wie sehr ich mich ablenk´,
Ändert es nichts daran, dass ich nur an Dich denk´.
Du hast mir den Kopf verrenkt, ich weiss ganz genau:
Honey, I need you right now.

However now, no matter how much I distract myself,
It doesn't alter, that I only think of you.
You have played with my head, I know it exactly:
Honey, I need you right now.

Refrain (2x):
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

(Partial instrumental with talking)

Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass nur eine Nacht soviel ausmacht,
Nur weil mich ein Mädchen anlacht, doch im Moment,
Egal was ich jetzt mach´, ich kann es nicht zu Ende bringen,
Denn ich bin vor Liebe ganz schwach.

I would have never thought that one night would make such a big difference,
Only because a girl smiles at me, however at the moment,
No matter what I do now, I can't finish it,
Because I am weak from love.

Früher war das so: War die eine nicht nah,
War immer klar, da war sofort 'ne Andere da,
Doch jetzt gibt es nur noch Dich, die mein Feuer entfacht
Und Baby, seit dieser Nacht will ich dass wir alle Wege nur gemeinsam gehen,
Möchte mit Dir ganz oben auf der Leiter stehen,
Und obwohl ich weiss, dass Du die Kontrolle hast, glaub´ ich:
Auch für Dich war´s die heilige Nacht.

In the past it was like this: When one wasn't near,
It was always clear, straight away another one was there,
However now there is only you, who lights my fire,
And Baby, since that night I want us to go all paths together,
Want to stand right at the top of the ladder with you,
And although I know that you have the control, I think:
For you too it was the Holy Night.

Refrain (4x)
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

(Partial instrumental with talking)

Refrain (3x)
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

Great, I really should stop with these rather crappy translation, but it's better than nothing presumably... Then again on second thought "nothing would have been less time consuming.

Now for something completely different: Männer sind Schweine! See the translation in the er... well not sure you'll have to look through the blog! Go Lara Croft!!! Sung by "The Ärzte" once again, don't own it, bla bla bla... Enjoy...



Or here featuring the lyrics (in German) courtesy of XDuiiiblubb. Thx, mate. (Should asked before "stealing" it) No hard feelings, right? Uh oh * XDuiiiblubb approaching at high speed with mob gang* I'm outta here!

Rather sad song by the same people and partially German...

I took a trip down memory lane. Yes, yes "it's not good to dwell in the past", but that is a DIFFERENT discussion, which is way down there VVV somewhere... Found a reference to "Bratisla Boys", which I think unless I'm much mistaken is a fake "Russian" band formed by this French guy. Anyway some guys from school performed it at the promotions 2002. I think Michael, Adrien and Stéphane did it. Yes Stéphane IS the guy who asked me to marry him twice... HONESTLY. Someone had the nerve to ask him what he'd do if I said "yes". What they fail to see is that for starters I NEVER would have said yes even over my dead body and secondly being minor we'd have needed our parents' permission, which I highly doubt would have been granted... Those were the days. Glad they're over! They annoyed the ... out of me! In fact we had a choice between this and the ThunderBird scene from Greece. They chose this and I stayed backstage! Well I would have done in any event! Anyway I found the song they played! So here's the clip from the original "Bratisla Boys"! Well for legal reasons: DISCLAIMER: Don't own this video or the rights for it. Didn't make any money from it and it's been posted here purely for your amusement, so you better be amused!



Funny, not to mention weird stuff.

Remember also I told you about the German group "Band ohne Namen", so "Group without a name" singing a "DISGUSTING, GROSS(IÉ[AIR]S) " -sorry no idea what the hell I was referring to with the air bit...- song? Well probably not since it was 0n 27th February 2002... I believe I found it on YouTube, so here it is. Yes it is in German, but the refrain is in English and some random partially instrumental pieces are English. It's partially orgasmic. I can't believe they had this on a kids' show! Anyway for your hmmm pleasure, here it is! Once again... NOT mine, etc... I might post a translation, but don't count on it.



Well, sorry I was 14 when I saw it! Scar(r)ed for life! Oh so THAT explains why I'm so weird! Oh nice laser contraption! I need to get me one of those! Anyway I quite like the song. Oops, yeah my song taste is a little... different to what most people would like. Basically it's about a guy confusing sexual infatuation with love. At least it isn't too whiny...

Boy do I have news for you! Oh wait I was wrong... Well the only "new" thing is that I got my provisional liscence.
Rhubarb and Raspberry: I hope you moved to your new place without to much loss of the old priceless antique furniture! If you ever get you net up and running we should do a webbie. How's the chocolate thing going? And Raspy: How did the medical exam go? Have you started school yet?
Come to think of it, why didn't I just put this in an e-mail? Good question, but the human mind is complex (in some cases) and if we were to understand it, our interlectual capacity would be to low to grasp it.

OK, this isn't a video, but you've got to love Atshoo's snort! Enjoy the Blackness and the snort!

Gotta love Mel Brooks! Yes, GOT TO and if you don't then very bad things will happen to you...
Mel Brooks is watching... (What a pervert! *Horde of Mel Brooks fans approaching at incredebly alarming speed* It was just a joke! I'm outta here, so see ya!

Oh look, what a magical date! It's supposed to bring luck... Anyone notice anything?

Here's a cute video of a duck with her ducklings! Enjoy as the Americans would say.

Better update... It's been quite a while. What's new? Not much really, apart that the Mac battery is well and truly... How to put it? Buggered. Took it to the Mac repair shop and they said it would be done end morning, because they were going to do a full battery cycle and test it. It STILL isn't finished and it's nearly 4 o'Clock!!! As long as they have it finished before we fly to the UK.

OK, Rhubarb and Raspberry: the modem is in the "master guest bedroom". As you enter the room, it's on the left on the bottom shelf of the night table. I'm not sure where the cables are. They're either still attached to the modem or in the night table drawer or in the top left drawer of the dressing table. Anyway connect it and plug it in. Wait for all the lights to turn green and stop flashing. Then detect the wireless connection. It's called Tiscali(insert numbers here) and as a password you type in the WAP number, which is written at the bottom of the modem. Then it should work. Theoretically anyway.
Not been doing much, in fact nothing at all...
Had a very weird dream... That's the most exciting which has happened... Apart from the spell check not functioning on here...

Well better update YET again. Aren't we doing well this year? Finally installed Internet at Grandparents. (To be continued) In fact before the continuation let me use this oportunity to say or write rather: RHUBARB and RASPBERRY: Hem hem hem! A) UPDATE!!! B) UPDATE!!! and C) Did I mention update yet??? Also were are the comments??? Don't make me post that photo again, because you know I will! OK, you have exams now, but when they've finished you better comment or else... Big trouble ie "The Hole". End of transmission. (To be continued)

Well better update again although really dunno who reads it as there are no COMMENTS! Don't make me post that photo again because you know I will! Or I would if I weren't at uni and had the Mac with me...

Not much to say really. There were two thunderstorms yesterday, which is really bizarre... It's way to early in the season for that kind of thing!

What else is new? Hmmm... Nothing really. Going to England tomorrow for an indefinite amount of time (probably 3 weeks). Ordered Tiscali but don't know when it is going to be installed and I hope it works...

Anyway revise/sleep/play/work/breathe/(insert activity here) well and cya!

Now some stuff about Doncaster. First some general views:

Rockery. Don't think there's any Lavender left on this patch.

Willow tree.

Same thing, but in landscape format.

Apple trees and "The Hole" should be somewhere back there as well.

The Chalet.

Rockery view from the Chalet. OK, remember I said that we really need to clean the chalet on the 7th of March? I'll just re-quote then: "Oh YES and what's more: we really need to clean out the chalet as there is some weird growth starting to appear on the floor. Here is the evidence! Er... Well actually there isn't any as I didn't take any photos... So you'll just have to take my word for it!" NOW I have the evidence!

This clutter is easily "out-cleanable".

Possibly re-arranging it would be a good idea, so that it's stored better.

Realistically, we're never going to sleep in here, but what we COULD do is: take everything out, dust it, wash it down and basically clean it. What can be thrown away, sold or in any other way dealt with should be taken care of in the appropriate manner.

I mean this carpet really needs to be cleaned and dunno about the chair. Is it needed? Can it at least be cleansed or sold?

That's the weird growth I was talking about...

No one spends any amount of time in here, but this looks downright toxic? Dunno how we're going to get rid of it... Bleach may kill the tiles.

Dead insects... Great.

Stuff under the carpet.

As my mudja would bluntly put it, "insect shit".

This is still the most harmless of dirt.

Needs cleaning really, don't it?

Thought we could maybe replace this curtain as it is stained and bleached.

Now to something more pretty: A daffodil!

Flowers of some sort.

Rockery "inned"

Vertebrae of ... Well that's the mystery... Of whom or what?

New placement for the big thigh bone and bone fragments.

Rib fragments. Don't know what happened to the rest.

No comment.

The best part about this picture is the background! Oh wait, there is no background... Guess there's nothing good about this pic then...

Posts about London! Went to London on Saturday the 29th with my Fadja. It was OK, but way way WAY too crowded for me. Also had to wake up at 07:30, which in itself already isn't a pleasure, but the problem was I couldn't sleep the night before... Also the weather was not great. The weather forecast peep said it would rain at night... Well it didn't! It rained from 3 o'clock onwards. Anyway here are some photos with useless descriptions...

Wanted to go in here, but we didn't... :-( There was a scary ''Dementor-looking'' guy standing outside.


Stone ''plaque'' after London Bridge.

Tower Bridge I think...

View over London, from London Bridge.

 

Scary looking building in London.

Weird post to stop cars from entering.

Some statue looking like "Britannia" on a building.

Great name. Can we send Bush there? Bet he'd love it!

Close-up of plaque on the building.

Cathedral thing. No idea what it is...

Tower of London.

Different view of Tower of London.

Yet another Tower of London pic. We didn't go inside! It would have taken too long...

View over London from next to the Tower.

Tower Bridge.

London.

Traitor's Gate.

Tower walls.

Walls yet again.

Canon with plug in it!

The longer the better!

Tower supporting the bridge.

Same thing from a different view.

Tower walls again from different location.

A bit further on.

Me in front of the Tower of London. told you these descriptions would be great!