Nussbaum: "I hate you."
Me: "That's the nicest thing anybody ever said to me. Also, I hope an anvil will fall on your head. One with spikes on the bottom."
If I see that woman she won't live to regret it. Having said that, my bark is worse than my bite, so I wouldn't do anything, except this:
"Hey, remember me? Well, you piece of human waste of life and space I made it and now I've got more qualifications than you will ever have. Also I'm going to sue you for psychological damage. 500'000. 500'000 POUNDS."
Later: "Actually 700'000, the damage was bigger than thought."
Now: "Rot in hell with a QUADRUPLE portion of fungus!"
"Neither a forgiver nor a "forgetter" be, that's just my philosophy."
OK, enough of that. I'll ring Granny in a few seconds. Well, 180 seconds actually. Then I'll post the "transcript".