That's all I can say really... 

We were sitting right at the top. Why isn't there any sound on the YouTube film??? Anyway I'll update this riduculosity upon ma return home, so good night and sleep tight!!! Waiting for fabulous Physics practical and (pray with me here) hopefully it'll finish before 18 o'Clock.

I hope you were talking about humans in you last comment! Anyway, uploaded film of our auditorium (it seats 300 people) on YouTube.



The last row.



The doors to freedom or to boredom...



The Maths assistants.



Seriously, what are these hideous yellow things for? They're hideous! Did I mention that they were hideous yet?

''I am often asked whether animals have a soul. Yes. But do all humans have a soul? When I think of animal fights and slaughter houses, I have my doubts''.

Translated and transformed quote
from German vet who quoted a
guy whose name I didn't
catch, but from some
one famous.

Anyone? No? Come on, the word pun really isn't that difficult + where are the comments? How should I know whether it's worth updating when I don't know whether anybody is looking at it? Come on people show a little respect here! Anyway once again writing this from Uni. Got a Bio practical at 14:00, which hopefully should be fun. This is the first one ever, so we have to buy 120 Frs worth of books and a dissection kit. The practical will be about microscopes!!! We're by twos and we'll use the same microscope every week. I just hope it won't last 'till six like Physics did yesterday. See ya'll for a webbie sometime!

Hey, did anyone find the hilarious word pun from that other post? ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Furthermore, who does one have to beat up to get to see someone famous (walk down the road)??????? Ya know, well ya don't since I'm gonna tell you right know, once I had a plan about how to meet Cary Elwes. He lives in London, so all ya gotta do is find his residence, sneak inside, claim ya bein' chassed by a convicted murderer before being shot by the body guards and presto ([struck out] you've got a breakin' n' enterin' on your record! [struck out]) fun day with Cary Elwes! Anyway find the pun n' enjoy it's simplicity/stupidity.

Who's just poking their head out? It's Wiggi, the Steiff owl. Ain't he cute? And of course Over-Dimensional Bear on the right.

Wow so late! (this was yesterday).

No, no, no, we start everyday at 08:15, the problem was that I fell asleep at 7 PM and before that was updating the blog, but forgot what we had on Wednesday and couldn't be bothered to fetch the time table from downstairs and it was unfindable on the internet, so I quickly uploaded this unfinished timetable this morning. Capiche? So good days are Thursday and Friday. On Friday we have an ''exercise hour'' from 12-14, but since the exercises and corrections can be downloaded from the web and we're still doing basics which we've already done fifty times I don't go.

Dreamed some weird stuff last night:

1. st dream: Everybody (Father, mother + me) was going to bed, but I had this foreboding feeling, as though somebody was watching us. I told my parents that there were aliens watching and they were going to kidnap us. They (once again) just laughed. I went to bed and somehow it was the next morning. My mother and I were sitting on the couch downstairs and we saw burglars coming to break in. I told my mother to call the police, but she said I should do it. Since I didn't know the number, she had to dial it in. Who answered? A recorded message: ''You have reached the Police. Dial 1 if you've been assaulted. Dial 2 if you've been raped... Dial 10 if you would like to speak to a real person...''. So I hung up, 'cos the burglars had disappeared.
2. nd dream: Then we were at Uni and Guillaume came to visit us (he's in Fribourg studying law), then his brother was there. There was also something about toilets again. Half of the door was missing. That was quite weird. We were looking for the physics room, but for some reason the Physics lesson was in a different building across the town, so we had to run there. Ophélie was there again. She asked whether we really had to run. Then she spotted Joséphine in the distance and sped up to catch up with her.
3. rd dream: Then I dreamed we were at Granny's in the chalet. She came in to bring tea and biscuits with Grandpa and was trying to read the time off a playdo figure attached to the wall. After she had gone Grandpa complained about her trying to read the time off a figure. I said something about there used to being a clock up there or something. He left.
4. th dream: We were in a town on a carriage. The rider looked into a hole on the carriage and pulled a dead woman out and then stuffed her back in: ''Draco's mother.''. Someone else asked whether he would tell him: ''Only if I see him.''. She had been killed by Voldemort. I was walking into a dark house. There were bodies in a bath (too much CSI watching!!!) and everything had been destroyed. Aragorn was close behind; he was coming to kill Nathalie; that was Voldemort's wish. I found Nathalie with Voldemort (who looked like Gollum) and somehow we escaped Voldemort and Aragorn. We were at my place. Lucie and Penny were playing outside in front of the garage where sunflowers had been planted. We shook the seeds out and put them into bags; we had a whole room full of seeds. Voldemort was back, because Nathalie had not killed him as she had been told. We defeated him and I told somebody to burn him. Volddie said that would do no good; he couldn't die and true evil could never fully be destroyed. We burned him anyway.
5. th dream: I was driving with my mother on the Lake road and we saw this man whose hat had blown off and he was driving after it with a open-roofed car, but whenever he got close it would start flying off again. We drove to the village where we met Sue, Sophie and Nathalie. Sophie was dressed in black and said she was sorry my Father died. She would wear black like me, because she had done so at her friend's father's funeral. She backed away and all she was wearing was a mini mini mini skirt. She bent down to pick her dress up, which had just slipped down. Even Nathalie was wearing a skirt! That was the very strange ending to a very strange dream.
6. th dream: This dream was actually Saturday, but oh well, can't remember any other dreams from yesterday. I was going to meet a few people from Moser (Justin, Isabelle, Michael, Joséphine and Romain). We met outside the Migros. We went to the Migros restaurant and whilst I was getting salad, I found a small bag, containing sunglasses. I pocketed them. That was seemingly the end of that dream, for then I took my Mac to Uni and there were a few people there, then it was time to go home. I got into the train and saw one of the teachers from Moser (she never taught us, luckily she was a beeetsh). She asked me how I was. I told her I had met a few people from Moser, but I kept mixing their names up, naming people who weren't there. After 5 minutes she started getting bored and I finally got the names right. After that she didn't ask me anything else. At some point her hair fell off, well her wig did. The train stopped and I asked her whether we were in Nyon. She said yes and I was like: ''What? Oh no. Good bye.'' and got off. The platform was tiny, I couldn't see anything, it was really windy and I nearly fell onto the tracks. Somehow I managed to stand up and walk without getting squashed. This man asked me about the Mac and I pulled the sunglasses out of my pocket and wondered what they were doing there. I said: ''You can't just leave me here!'', so he told me to go with him. I followed him, until I realized he was going to rape me! I ran back through the shadows and a woman's voice called: ''Let her go!''. I ran into a church and locked the door. I talked to someone I knew and she helped me. Then I materialized out and was walking on the platform again. The Mac had disappeared and I freaked. Luckily it was at home sitting on the table. I returned to the church with my father and he showed me a side door through which I could have escaped. There were spies hidden all over the church. There was an over-head view of the church at that point. The raper was there again he was being beaten up and that was the end.

Now here is ma time table:

Monday:

08:15-09:00: general Chemistry
09:00-09:15: break
09:15-10:00: general Chemistry
10:00-10:15: break
10:15-11:00: Biology
11:00-11:15: break
11:15-12:00: Biology
12:00-14:00 lunch
14:00-18:00 Chemisry practical

Tuesday:

08:15-09:00: Biology
09:00-09:15: break
09:15-10:00: organic Chemistry
10:00-10:15: break
10:15-11:00: Physics
11:00-11:15: break
11:15-12:00: Physics
12:00-14:00: lunch
14:00-18:00: Physics practical

Wednesday:

08:15-09:00: organic Chemistry
09:00-09:15: break
09:15-10:00: organic Chemistry
10:00-10:15: break
10:15-11:00: general Chemistry
11:00-11:15: break
11:15-12:00: general Chemistry
12:00-14:00: lunch
14:00-18:00: Biology practical

Thursday:

08:15-09:00: Maths exercices or practical
09:00-09:15: break
09:15-10:00: Maths exercices or practical
10:00-10:15: break
10:15-11:00: Maths theory
11:00-11:15: break
11:15-12:00: Maths theory

Friday:

08:15-09:00: Biology
09:00-09:15: break
09:15-10:00: Biology
10:00-10:15: break
10:15-11:00: Physics
11:00-11:15: break
11:15-12:00: Physics

No idea, probably in England. No, they also have the original version here, that means there are German an French subtitles, which is off-putting , but at least it's in English. We could be anywhere in the world!!!!!!!!!! Films usually come out a bit later here, but for Harry Potter, well it should be dubbed by then, right? Especially since they have or nearly have finished filming it, so the release dates should be more or less the same as in England. The dubbed and original version come out at the same time, but for HP the cinemas make an effort of having the same release day all around the world, even in English if they must. It's the fifth National language here is English anyway nearly. At Uni so can't add any picture, using the Uni computer during our 2 hour lunch break. Did a bit more Chemistry, but I gave up now. We'll just have to do them during practicals. Now for the next post.

It said HP 5 is going to be released on the 13th July 2007, so we could all go to see it. If this was their idea of a joke it isn't very funny. Anyway good night or afternoon or morning.

Here's a stupid poem I wrote during the Physics break in 5 minutes. At least it rhymes, that's about as poemic as it gets.

Lessons
#######

Where boredom rules
And sleep is nigh
Where everyone dreams of being high
Every minute a sorrowful sigh
Of horrible shock
When we look upon the clock
Only 5 minutes have past
Since the last time we cast
Our eye upon the time
And still we watch the teacher mime
His lesson with pride.
When is it over? When can we go?
For we all know it must be so
Sit here 'till we grow old
And start sprouting mold
Spiders lodge in our head
We would rather be in bed.
Why can't it just be interesting
Instead of being boring?
As we sit on chairs of wood
We think lessons could be so good
If they weren't taught (along the rules)!

A five minute production
presented by MyCreation
accompanied by Silliness
owned by C G

The other one is called ''Physics'', but you just replace lessons with Physics.

Hi, all none-commenters!
Today was fascinating. Did Chemistry all day. Well, from 3 till 7. The exercises were ubber boring and slightly difficult due to the fact that we haven't seen the theory yet. Some things are incomprehensible; you could just as well try and calculate how much money someone has just by knowing their age, mass and height. Once there was a question: Estimate whether you think the entropy of these reactions is negative or positive knowing that the entropy is [J/mol/K]. How will [J/mol/K] help us??? It could just as well said: ''Oh, by the way I own a house.''. It's not actually for Monday; we have to them during practicals. If I find who made these exercises, I will cram them down their throat!
Now to dreams:
1) I was in the little house where we eat cakes and drink tea after church. Some other people were there too, but I don't for the world of me know who they were. We were building a new town called: ''Liontopia''. One could observe houses being built and animals being hoisted into them. All of a sudden they hoisted a fake pig up. I said: ''If that is supposed to be a real pig, they didn't make a good job of it.'' In the next scene there were animals grazing on a field, except that they looked like the wooden ones kids play with in the dentist's or doctor's waiting room. I thought it must take the animators hours to do these scenes. We went further and there was a tiger who said: ''Why is this called Liontopia anyway? There aren't even any lions here. It should be called Animaltopia.''. I said OK. Then the town was being destroyed for some reason and we in the parish room again. I thought if we are going to live here, where will Sunday School take place? That thought was interrupted by this girl from Moser who came barging into the room, ranting on about how I had insulted her and sent her a horrible SMS. The SMS said: ''I am playing golf''. I said I didn't send that, but she screamed nonetheless. After a while she left and Nathalie wanted to see the SMS. I told her I hadn't sent it. She tried to find the message settings, but the telephone looked completely different than it usually did. I looked too, but the screen had little boxes on it with text in them. Then this black woman from ''Desperate Housewives'' asked what was going on. I replied that apparently I had insulted Ophélie (Girl from Moser). I found an insulting SMS to Vampiris, who was a vampire. Lucie and Penny came to look at the new maps of the town. Nathalie worked on them with us. Then I went into the kitchen and saw a hoard of drunk and high people surrounding the parish room. This guy came in and poked long rounded sticks into peoples' butts. The sticks contained strong sedatives. For some reason T-Bag from ''Prison Break'' was present and he wanted to go to the toilet, except that the toilet turned out to be fridge and was full of sedated people, so he went on. The boss started counting to five and sedated T-Bag (before he had chance to go to the toilet) and a henchman said: ''That wasn't very nice. He had to take a leak. How will he hold it?'' The chef retorted nonchalantly: ''I don't care.'', turned on his heel and the dream dissolved.
Next dream was life changingly scary. You’ll see!
My parents and me were in a big mansion in England that looked like Granny and Gramps house, where we lived. I went to my room to get Scottish Man. All of a sudden, he moved! An evil red gleam flashed through is eyes and his mouth contorted into an evil toothy (‘‘invented’’ antonym of toothless) grin. I screamed and threw Scottish Man on the bed, ran out and told my mother that S M had come to life. She just laughed and of course did not believe me. Next, I told my father, but he said I dreamed it or was imagining things. I walked back to my room and S M was gone from the bed; he was on the floor and walking towards me, eyes flashing, teeth bared, he staggered closer. I ran out and tried unsuccessfully to tell my parents about S M. They were starting to get angry now. My mother told me to calm down; I was making these things happen myself. So, I picked S M up, he struggled in my grip, took him into the living room and showed my parents, but S M became lifeless again. He sat there in my arms as he always had done: without moving. They screamed at me and told me to leave. As soon as I had left the room, S M came back to life again. Gradually over the next few days, my mother convinced me of the fact that my imagination was bringing S M to life. About a week later, S M stopped moving, we were on a ferry off to Somewhere. Scottish Man who was packed up in the suitcase was lifeless again. You would be right: ‘‘SM RETURNS FOR MORE TERROR!’’. He really did!!!

Who knew Scottish Man could be so scary?
The last dream was just plain weird. My mother and me boarded an airplane and sat in comfortable spacious seats, which looked more like 1st class train seats that airplane seats. The airplane took off and landed thirty minutes later somewhere, so that people could get off to use the toilet. There was also a toilet on board: it was on parallel to the seats (|<-seat – toilet door ->|). The other passengers queued up to use the toilet and I noticed that there was a glass pane in the middle of the door, like in compartment doors of trains. I pointed this out, as it seemed that the passengers hadn’t noticed. A guy exclaimed: ‘‘Oh yeah!’’ and went round the corner to find another toilet. He called to us: ‘‘There’s another one over here!’’. Everybody rushed of, so I followed them and found a room with two seats with desks. They were emergency seats, in case there weren’t enough seats for everybody. There was even a microwave in there! I called Lucie and Penny with a spoon and thought I could use the computer, which had appeared to send sound files, but I didn’t know whether one could save them up here. People filled back in from outside and I thought it’s good that they have toilets in airplanes now, that way the airplanes don’t have to keep landing (reference to a different dream). ‘‘Maybe they had to land because they had no tanks and all the stuff from the toilets went outside’’ I wondered. I went into the toilet with the glass. The glass had disappeared. That was the end.
There was a fourth minute (<- word PUN Alert, who can detect it?) dream. Lucie, Penny and me were walking through a forest and there were white shoes suspended on the branches. I asked my father why, but he was too busy telephoning to care. We followed the shoes, but ended up going round in circles. The End. That was fascinating once again. Now, I shall leave you with these pictures:

S M in X-Ray.


Scottish Man- A scary beast from the underworld?


Or an angel at the end of the tunnel?

Hope this works. The cake was a bought one from a expensivo cake Shope. Now, here is the packet from my father's cousin's wife:



it's a butterfly!!! A Swarovski.
Here's the entire collection with different backgrounds:


Black

Blue

Red

and the other side of the flutterby done with ma pathetico camera.
That's all folks!!!

Where are the commentios??? What is the point of updating when no one comments?


The birthday cake.

90 degree rotation.

Another 90 degree rotation.

Yummy.

View from top.

Wouldn't it be cool to sword fight? Not fence, but actually use a real sword? Also it would be cool to use a bow n' arrow.
Wait, did that woman just say like all mothers who have children? What Mother doesn't have children? There's a program about asexual people. Meaning that they never sleep with anybody, rather than not having a gender.
Just one more thing: COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great, I just realized the picture of the cake isn't on the Mac yet. Oh well later I suppose. Don't really know what to say, except that the pics will be added later on. Got organic Chem and general Chem tomorrow, which is as fun as being tortured with a certain I-don't-know-what. Well, finish at 12, but have to buy underwear, what fun! Anyway maybe see y'all tomorrow, well today, or not.

Where are the COMMENTS???
Oh, wait there's one minute one down there. Anyway, the pics were done with the Mac i-Sight webcam. Cool, eh?

Comic style or ...

... coloured pencil or ...

... black and white or ...

... thermal camera or ...

... x-ray or ...

... glow or ...

... Sepia or ...

... Pop art or ...
... a whole lot of weird effects: Mirrored, Buldge, Dent, Squeeze, Twirl, Stretch, Fisheye and Light Tunnel.

Money, money, money... from my Father's cousin's wife Heidrun. The packet hasn't got here yet.

Hmmm, dunno who this is from. Hehehe. Thank ye! You can regulate the size, right? It'll have its place in the jewelry box (and on me). Did ya send the CD (and poster)?

Cute ickle baby cactus!!! ''Dwink all this little water so you can become a big strong [cactus] plant''. Modified quote from Scary Movie 2 [cactus] replaced crone/hash.

Bag for Mac portable comp. It's made out of the same material as wet suits.

A new memory stick, the size is...

... 4 GB!!! The size of a Nano iPod!

Heavy stuff: Charles Darwin.

3 volumes in one book.

Edited original pictures and texts!
These gifts are from my Fadja. You no, hish Fadja. Mudja and Fadja. Dad.

Mini perfume, sample perfume, deodorant, body lotion and bath gel (from left to right).
From my moom.

Copied DVDs from Stefany (Butterfly effect, Mr and Mrs Smith, Patient 14, Monsoon wedding, Mona Lisa's smile).

Dark blue top from Stefany, it's really low.
Two Edgar Alan Poe books in French. Also from Stef.

Cup of smiley face, anyone?

Black plate, that could be used as a saucer for the mug.
These are from Jessica, but you (Rhumin+Wotsits) don't know her. She never was in my class.

Very very VERY thick and wide scarf.

Matching gloves.

A sweater that sorta matches, but it's kinda long and teight (toit).
This stuff is from Sophie, Nathalie and Sue.