OK, so found out we're going to Germ tomorrow and we'll come back on Thursday. We're staying in a hotel in Augsburg and they definitely have an internet connection, so I'll check the blog + send e-mails. I'll get ya both a prezzie, the only problem is: WHAT??? Post here, so I can get it.

Can't go to London 'cos that's the week I have to go to Uni to inscribe, ya know or maybe you don't, but one actually has to go THERE. My Mother might go tho, so here's the plan: if she goes I'll give her the prezzies and you can give her the movies you took on the last day here (even if they're mega boring/bad).

We went down to the port and tomorrow we can look forward to a 5hr 30 drive. Going to read HP. Anyway haven't even packed yet... Oh well, tomorrow morning then.

Well see ya! Don't forget to write, to paint, to breath, to work, to comment, etc...

The internet didn't work for 36 hours, so I had to attach the comp to the phone to use internet. I would refuse to pay these people, since this is only the fifth time it isn't working...

Don't want to rant about Claire again, but couldn't she at least, ya know, SMS? I sent her one to see how she did. Instead of saying: ''Thank you, I've got XXX points. How did you do?'', she just says one word or two. '' 105 points''. I mean couldn't she at least, I dunno, have been polite? These people are just annoying.

Anyway, yesterday I went to see a speech by Steven Hawking about the beginning of the universe at CERN. Got there 30 minutes before and the room he was in was FULL!!! So I followed these people into a room where you could see a projection of the room he was in. That room was so full, one couldn't even get through the door, then for some inexplicable reason the blockage disappeared and I got to see the screen. About 10 minutes towards the end I nearly fainted 'cos of the heat. You know when you get up too fast and everything goes black and you see little stars. Well it was like that but with queasiness. It was quite interesting, but I didn't really hear the end 'cos I had to go out. Then I bought a Mel Brooks film in Media Markt. ''History of the world: part 1''. You know on youtube there's this girl who has a fake ''journal''. She's an actress, so what she says is made up and some people still believe her! Anyway at the beginning of the DVD there was a warning which said ''downloading fake movies is a crime'' and I swear the girl who was doing the downloading was the one from youtube! It looked like the same room too! Since she's an actress it could be.

There's a new series: ''Prison Break''. It's about this man who has been unjustly accused of the murder of the vice-president's brother. He's going to be executed with the electric chair. His brother wants to save him, so he has the map of the prison tattooed on him in code. It looks like a normal picture. He robbed a bank and came in the same prison as his brother. He had the escape planned: The were ''working'' inside a shed during PI. Actually they were making a hole in the ground to escape. They would go through the hole to a store room, climb up a vent to the toilets of the ''hospital'' of the prison and escape through the window, the problem: they are too many who want to escape. The brother already tried sabotaging the chair by putting a rat in the fuse box, but because one of the guards got one of the prisoners to spy on the brother, he knew the rat wasn't in there by accident, so he tells the guy who fixes it and the other guard not to tell anyone, 'cos usually when the chair stops working the prisoner gets another 3 weeks to live. The next problemo: somebody closed the vent, so they can't escape and his brother is going to be executed within the next 5 minutes. Since it's not the last episode (and I read the next episode description) the judge changes his mind and gives him another 2 weeks. So they have two week to find a new way to escape, the people who were going to escape with him a cut in twaid. The gay guy is super annoyed, the cell mate of the brother isn't, neither is the old guy and I have no idea about the black guy. On the outside two judges are trying to find proof of his innocence. The FBI chase them 'cos the vice-president (a woman) wants them killed so they don't get in the way of her plans (whatever they are). One FBI agent backs out and tells one of the lawyers that the vice-president's brother is still alive. Before he can hand over the evidence he is shot by his associate and he takes the evidence. Will they escape? Yay or nay? Series with many twists and turns!

I made a first animation! It was with a crocodile and Scottish Man. The second one was just a waving Stick Man. Quite pathetic, but they are just tryouts.

Going to ''party'' at school. I'll be a ''parazza!'' and post the pics here (hope they don't find out
;-]), although since I'm not their student anymore... Who cares?

Seems as though the comment counter is busted, so check for comments even though it says 0. On Monday we had the fireplace working for the first time. Here's a pic or five:


Here's the boss of the firm, that installed the insert, preparing the fire.

Explanation on how to use the fire place.

Fire crackling away with flash.

Without flash.

Burning nicely.

Tamin. Once again.

The way I see Kovu and Kiara's son.

Scottish Man, cute in a very disproportioned way.

''Innocence in person''.

Before the maturité...

...during the maturité...

...after the maturité.

I'd love to, but I could come a Christmas. You know when you've got holidays. Are you saying the ticket isn't valid forever??? J/K.
Yeah, it's like all the knowledge of the last 12 years were being tested and evaluated. Well, at least the knowledge of the last 4 years. It's all being tested in 4 to 3 hour exams and 15 minute orals! You could get lucky and get something easy-peasy or not. The grades of the year don't count. It all comes down to how you performed on that day. That is scary.
Well, I'm sorta like: ''What now?'', but also ''yay holls for a month!'' and ''Aaaaargh! Uni!''. I will learn to cook, possibly do my driving license, but quite frankly I've had enough of exams for the rest of my life. Of course exam time has only just started, but still.
Did you get the song?
Yesterday or rather on Saturday I stayed up for twenty hours. From 07:30-03:30. Actually by the time I got to sleep it was 04:00, so in fact it was 20 hours and 30 minutes. What is your record? You can live 2 weeks without sleeping. but that is not recommendable. I was already starting to have hallucinations!
Rhubarb what did you mean by: ''Hey a!''? You sent the SMS on the 09-09-2006 @ 19:29:50 your time. I replied: ''Er..? Nope ma name starts with C not with an a. (...)''.
Arrivaderci all.

I didn't think up the whip, it really exists. There was this horror film ''Psycho Sisters'', one of the minor characters was a BDSM freak. It was a woman and she had a chest full of little ''accessories'', including a whip to use on her husband. This is not the main story of course, although it's scary/freaky enough in it's own right. The main story was about two sisters whose sister was rapped and die. They went into a psychiatry and once they came out started to kill men and chop of their cheeky bits and store them in jars.
OK, first of all I'd like to say that I failed to fail the Matu, so on other words I got it. Sadly I have no pictures only the ''I failed'' one and that one is inappropriate to post now. Let me bore you with the details:
Maths (counts twice): oral: 5 (ha! I wasn't wrong) / written: 3.5 (booooo!)
French (counts 3 times): oral: 4 /written: 4
English: oral (for me: counts twice): 6 / written: 5 (any less would be unforgivable)
German (counts for me: three times): oral: 6 / written: 6
Philosophy (not sure think it counts twice): oral: 5 (no written)
OS Bio oral (counts three times): 4
Bio+Chem+Inter: written (counts three times): 4,5
The Rain forest thing (counts for nothing, just an evaluation): good
Last year:
Art (counts twice): 4,5
Sciences (counts 3 times): 4
Humanities (counts 3 times): 5,5

There are the details. Fascinating, eh? I got 111 points and 0 ''distant''/negative points. You get negative points by getting marks under 4. The marks are from 6. Minimum: 92 points (and 7 negative points). Maximum: 138. You add up the points from last year to make up the possible total (of 138). Negative points ARE NOT cancelled out by the other points: Example (I'll do it with last years exams 'cos there are less of them, not with my marks though):
Maximum amount of points: 48

Art (counts twice): 2

Humanities (counts three times): 6 (average of all three markes)

• Geography: 6
  
• History: 5,5
• Law: 5,5
  
• Economics: 6
  

Science (counts three times): 3,5 (average of all three markes)

• Bio: 4
  
• Chem: 2
  
• Phys: 3
  

To calculate points: 2x2+6x3+3,5x3= 32,5
Negative points: (Average is four) => 4-2=2 and 4-3,5=0,5
then you multiply it by the times each subject counts => 2x2+0,5x3=4+1,5=5,5
So s/he can only have another 1,5 negative points. No canceling out, they stay. Even if you have like in total 105 points and 5 negative points you can not say: ''Oh, you do 105-5=100, so s/he has 100 points.'' That is WRONG. The negative points stay. S/he officially has 105 points and 5 negative points. Get it? Isn't that complicated really.
Don't forget the webbie tomorrow at 17 your time. I'll be online so come on whenever, I'm FREE!!! At least for a month. It's to speak so make time. I have nothing except for Friday 29th when we have a ''party'' at school with the ''passers of the Maturité! Uni starts on 23rd of October 2006, unless I forget transmit my results... We actally never get to see the exam papers. Our exam papers. We can go to see them in Berne. How annoying is that? The certificate will come in 3 weeks. Annyway that's me. As usual really. Now have to write e-mails to tell all the teachers I've got it... Ack.

Another info about Claire: a while back we were supposed to revise Maths. I didn't have time and didn't feel like it, so I sent an SMS on Sunday. Claire answered saying she didn't have time either. Er..? Wenn was she going to get tell me this? I mean wonderful, right?
Now for the exams. I will also tell you what mark I thought I got:

Maths: I suspect about 5.
I had to calculate the even I think it's called in English.
I had A(7;5) and B(5;2)
To find an even you place a mobile point M(x;y): ---A-----------M-----------B---
---> ---> --->
AB (5-7;2-5)= AB (-2;-3) // AM (x-7;y-5)
---> --->
AB //AM
det |x-7 -2|
=0 => (x-7).(-3)-(-2).(y-5)=0 => -3x+21+2y-10=0 => -3x+2y+11=0 => 3x-2y-11=0
|y-5 -3|
(a): 3x-2y-11=o
I had to calculate a second even but I knew how to do it so he gave me the equation:
(b): 3x-5y+20=0
to find out where they cross
{3x-2y-11=0
{3x-5y-1=0
-3x+2y-11=0
3x-5y-1=0
---------------
-3y-12=0 => -3y=12 => y=-4
3x-2(-4)-11=0 => 3x+8-11=0 => 3x -3=0 => 3x=3 => x=1
They cross at (1;4)
Then:
---A--------M--------B----
A(-2;5)
M(1;-1)
B(?x;?y)
M is in the middle.
If we say B(x;y). To find the middle: M({[-2+x]/2};{[5+y]/2})
So: (-2+x)/2 = 1 => -2+x=2 => x=4
and: (5+y)/2=-1 => 5+y=-2 => y=-7
Therefore: B(4;-7)
So you see? Simple as breathing. Except that breathing is not easy at all...

Next Philosophy: 3,5
Got a text about Sartre. The examiner was unreactive. Pupils dilated. Now response to ... Er..? Oops, too much ER apparently. He didn't say anything, so I don't know whether it was correct or not. He just stared and let a few minutes pass before saying anything.

French: 4 or 4,5
Got a passage from ''Assommoir'' by Zola. Can't really say anything else.

Bio:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! 0? 1? Highest 2.
The examiner was some kind of sarcastic Blackadder/Snape wannabe. Possibly he was gay. I felt like saying: ''Who's using the family brain cell?''. What was wrong with that guy? Seriously he NEEDS to get laid for the sake of humanity! Unless he screws somebody or something, we're going to be in real trouble! He must be frustrated. This guy in my class (Romain) did his oral before me and he said the girl who did it before him (from a different school) went from normal to red and from red to white. He thought she might faint. The less she said the more aggressive the examiner became. He's being paid for examinating! He's the perfect BDSM (Bondage/Discipline|Dominance/Submission|Sadism/Masochism) candidate. Bondage= The state of one who is bound as a slave or serf. A state of subjection to a force, power, or influence. The practice of being physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. All these definitions apply to this psycho. He'd be doing the bounding, since he likes being dominant, of course maybe he likes being submissive. Would make a change fom his work. He's a teacher so discipline is an obvious like. I can see him love being called ''Master'' and cracking his whip or maybe he likes saying master? He probably loves seeing people beg to him in exams. Of course he's sadistic, he's a Bio examiner. How could he not be sadistic? He'd need to find a masochist first or maybe he's the masochist? Wouldn't surprise me. He's probably a pervert. Anyway that's it. Did I mention that the Bio examiner was an old fart? He wanted to know all the details about the length of DNA and muscles! ''That might suffice in court, but not for scientific Biology.'' I was like: ''Huh, what does the court have to do with anything? Do you want to be sued?'' of course I didn't say it out loud. Seriously, RETIRE MATE. Why does he still work if he hates it so much? See? He can't be normal... Then again who wants to give up all that power? Frankly he's a weirdo. Waddya think?

The last convo. The next one is next Sunday. Don''t forget!!!

Yup, I sure did! There's a description too!

You asked a while back: ''So you finished the exams early?''. Yes and no.
I finished English 2 hours early. We had three hours and I was finished after one, so I re-wrote and re-arranged the text.
German: Finished 1 hour early.
French: About 30 minutes early
Bio+Chem+interrelations: 0 minutes early
Maths: 0 minutes early

So, what did I do? Since I was bored and was finished early (exams are really never that interesting) I had fake convos with Sawyer and for your benefit (or is that torture?) I'll post 'em here! Lucky you!
This is how it started: For dissertation in French I analyzed all the subjects and then Sawyer came in.

During French:

People don't read in depth enough.

+No denyin' that!
-Sawyer? What are you doing here?
+Well, I was caught in a net.
-We know.
+I ...
-OK, are you going to contribute or not?
+People should stop watching stupid TV shows...
-Such as ''Lost''?
+... and reading stupid magazines...
-Oh? The way you do?
+I'm leaving!
-Good riddance, con man!
+Same to you...
-Whatever.

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People want quick ways of amusing themselves

+Amusing =/= reading
-Sawyer? Didn't I tell you to leave?
+Yeah, but who ever does what *YOU* say?
-Vanish evil imagination!

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People have no character or depth. How do you want them to read IN DEPTH?
+Don't exteriorize!
-Are you still here? Leave!

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Synthesis...

+If people want fun they should do something else?
-No! Go away!
+Never! People should be less shallow?
-How are you going to achieve that?
+You're the expert!
-What is that supposed to mean??? LEAVE!!! Golden Middle.
+As usual. How boring.
-Shut up.

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As a break:

-1hr has gone! 3 to go!
+Actually 2:58.
-Thank you (= whatever). Bye!
+You're leaving?
-No, but you are!
+Where am I going?
-Hopefully to hell.
+I'm already in hell just being here with you.
-Leave then!

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-Janeck (guy from my class who was in the same room during French; he really was wearing a head-band at the time) is wearing a head-band???
+Federer won some of his best matches wearing a head band! I got caught in a net. I screwed her.
-OK, too much information Sawyer.
+Did I tell you about that time..?
-Don't care. Lalalala I can't hear you. Lalalala.
+And you're doing the maturity?
-Banished!
+I'm dissolving! Aaaargh! -Poof!-
-Good riddance! Finally he's gone.
+True evil can never be completely destroyed!
-You're not evil, you're dumb!
+Damn. -Poof!-

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2nd break:

3 hours gone! 1hr to go!
+Actually 01:02
-Whatever! Is that guy wearing a... strapless, attach the strings around the neck top??? Yes... or is it a girl? How can one tell just by looking? Looks like a guy. (This also is real).
-What to do in an hour?
+How about checking the spelling?
-This was a rhetorical question!
+Didn't sound like it.
-I'm writing. How can it sound like anything?
+Looks, then.
-Scottish Man!
oYes...
-You've got a big fat ugly nose!
oI know... Oh, wait wrong script. So?
-Your nose is bigger than your hand!
oGot a problem with that?
-Your nose is BIGGER than your foot and none-existent ears!
0And the problem is..?
-Your head is the size of your abdomen+legs+feet+none-existent ears!
oAnd your point is..?
-Somebody missed anatomy lessons!
oI'm a TOY!!!
-That's no excuse.
-Scottish Man!
oAre you going to make fun of me again?
-No. A walking nose!
oYou said you wouldn't make fun of me!
-I didn't!
a) I made fun of your nose.
b) Why did you believe me?
-What is your problem sawyer?
+Don't have one.
-Your problem is not having a problem?
+Yep

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During German:

-Why is that guy (who was making sure we don't cheat) at the BACK? Weird.
+To invigilate better?
-Sawyer...Oy.
+I shall never leave!
-Really? How sad. Whoa! For a sec I thought we were in good ol' Mos doing IELTs (International English Language Testing System)!
+You're crazy!
-You're disgusting... and dumb!
+You're so dumb, you make dumby the dumbbell look smart!
-What's a dumbbell?
+See how dumb you are You don't even know what a dumbbell is!
-I don't live in your fantasy world and if you meet people like ''dumby'' no wonder you can't be smart!
+That's your loss.
-Actually it isn't...
+Oh, right. I was caught in a net.
-Sawyer. SHUT UP! We know.
+I screw...
-Do you have anything valuable to say?
+ ... her.
-Apparently not! Now, leave before I make you.
+I was caught in a ...
-Net? We KNOW already.
+No, in a trap actually. But did I tell you how I WAS caught in a net?
-About a million times.
+Can I tell you again?
-How about ''NO''?
+I would prefer ''yes''.
-Here's a tip: SHUT UP!!!
+Where's the point?
-Don't try to ''casser'' me, con man!
+I was caught in a net (continues talking). I screwed her.
-(Interrupts) Lalalala can't hear you. I believe I can fly. Don't let the sun go down on me. Lalalala. Take a hint: don't ever mention that AGAIN ever!!!
+Where's the tint?
-What does that does that have do with anything?
+I dunno, but I screwed her nonetheless.
-SILENCE, SHUT UP, BE QUIET, SHHH!!! What language do I have to say it in?
+Why don't you say it in old English?
-OK. Hold your tongue! Hush!
+I'll be quiet.
-Shut up 'till you die.
+(A few seconds later) did I mention..?
-A net and a screw? Yes you did!
+So I did mention being caught in a net?
-YES, YEA, YEAH, SÍ, JA, OUI, SÌ, DA, POSITIVE, AFFIRMATIVE, +
+Oh. You ruined my phrase!
-You ruined my life!
+Who cares? My punch line is not valuable anymore.
-Who cares? Who CARES??? -Puts Sawyer in a net-
+Now I really AM caught in a net!
-(Leaves) good day!
+Hey! Get me out!
-Screw you.
+No thanks, I've already screwed...
The End

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In Bio/Chem/interrelations:

+I was caught in a net!
-Net this (throws net)
+Now I'm caught in a net
-We can see that. Bye.
+You insufferable Know-it-all!
-I prefer spending time ALONE!!!
+So?
-Take a hint: LEAVE!
+I was caught in a net.
-What makes you think CARE?
+Well...
-Don't tell me. Just go to where the pepper grows!
+To India?
-Wherever it is, go there! they have nets!

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- Scottish Man

o Charmin

+Sawyer

^Lockhart

In English:

-Sawyer where are you?
+(Sulking)
-I know you're there.
+(Still sulking)
-Tell me about being caught in a net.
+Well, I was...
-Actually don't! Hahaha I tricked you!
+I scr...
-Ok, ok, shut up already! No need to get carried away!
+I was caught in a net.
-So?
+I screw...
-Yep, we know.
+I was...
-Ok, bye. Next guest!
oScottish Man, you're pathetic!
-What about you? You're wearing a pink hair tie!
oI'm playing Ron.
-Whatever. OK, calling Lockhart again.
^I'm SOOOO pretty!
-OK. Were you ever ''caught in a net''?
^No.
-Here's your chance. Don't really know what to do.

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-It's kinda cold in 'ere! Why did that guy (invigilator) LEAVE? Weird.
+(Silence)
-SAWYER! You're supposed to respond!
+Oh. So he can invigilate better?
-Nope wrong script. How will leaving help him to see whether people are cheating or not?
+I dunno.

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In Maths:
-Sawyer, help me!
+Nah. I'm still caught in a net.

See any difference about the blog? Look closely. I changed it 'cos I thought I might breach copyright if I leave it. We went down to the port with Sylvia, Gerard and Jean-Marc. He's Sylvia's 38 year old sun. Gerard is the step-father, but has known him since he was 5. Sylvia is my Godmother. J-M has two kids of 12 and 8. A boy and a girl. He's divorced. Well... That's it. COMMENT!!!

Sorry for the rant now er... ''normal'' info. Yep even more boring than the other post.

• 1. Claire's:

• - Well, it was the last time finally! So much for not staying as long! The annoying thing is that we always so much time eating. OK, lunch is important, but must she on insist on finishing a whole bowl of pasta? Her plate had mounds of food on it and it wasn't getting any less, instead she kept putting more on! Oy... I do have better things to do and I have other things to revise! Then we played ping-pong. It was nice, but once again Matu approaching, no time to waste! We never seemed to start on time. Once, she went up-stairs to tidy up her room!!! How exactly will that help in passing the Matu? I could have slept longer or be revising. It's as though we were doing a webbie to revise Bio, put I left to clean my room. I dare say you would be pissed (off)?
  

• -The even more annoying thing is that she fell asleep twice! Only for 2 minutes, but still I need to work and if she doesn't want to I could just as well be doing Philosophy at home! Bio can be boring, but still one must keep focused!

• -The final thing is more disgusting than annoying. Yesterday, she didn't just burp once, not twice but 8 times!!! What am I supposed to think about that?

It was useful non the less. At least I know all about the hypothalamus, thyroid, etc...

• CDs

• -We got a CD of The Police and it's got two versions of ''Don't Stand So Close To Me'' on it. Maybe you'll like the remix from 1986 better. I like ''Russians'' It's about the Cold War, the atom bomb and the relationship between Russia and USA. You could replace Russia with Iraq, Reagan with Bush, Khruschev with Saddam and Oppenheimer with Rumsfeld. I also like ''Fields Of Gold'' and ''All This Time''. The last three are by Sting. In fact I like the whole ''Fields Of Gold'' CD. That's the Sting CD.

• Dreams

• -I had this hilarious dream -when I was not dreaming I failed the Matu. We went up this long staircase to reach a swimming pool. We went swimming. I dived in and dived on to somebody and for some reason that side of their face was coloured in blue paint. We got out and went to this private room of this very very very fat famous woman. She was fatter than famous. She nearly took up the whole room! I thought it was good not being famous. She was unhappy about something. Lucie said she wanted to marry Alan Rickman, but he lived in Bastard street. I responded: ''If she loves him, she wouldn't care that the road he lives in has such a stupid name.'' Lucie replied with:''That road does not exist in London, so that means he lives on the road.'' I answered:''Oh.'' We wanted to investigate. All of a sudden we were in London, but in reality it was Paris. We were looking for Bastard street. We were walking around the town. It was night and all of a sudden a random man from nowhere shouted:''Hey! Bastard...'' he paused and continued ''...Street is right over there.'' I thought it was funny, because somebody would think they were being called a bastard, before realizing he was talking about the street. We went into the wax museum. The floor was a bridge and underneath was water. We found Alan Rickman who was looking at a wax figure. All of a sudden we were transported to Granny's house and Alan was there in Snape uniform. I never saw his face ' cos he was wearing a phantom of the opera mask. Then I woke up. Weird to say the least.

• -The second dream I had was about Robin Hood. In fact I was Robin Hood. We were trying to kill the sheriff's men, so I went to the building and shouted:''ROBIN HOOD IS HERE!!!''. I hid or at least the ''real'' sleeping me told the ''Robin Hood'' me to hide instead of crouching in full sight of the sheriff's men. They may be stupid, but not that stupid! They ran out and the ''old'' woman of our congregation started whacking them like the villagers in ''Men In Tights''. There were heaps of dead soldiers everywhere, but Guy de Guisborne, the sheriff's cousin was still alive. Lucie and Penny + others were trying to come through a tower door, I opened it and said they should leave. Only you too got out. Guy jumped down from the roof he was on and challenged me to a duel. Strangely enough he looked like Jason Isaacs, AKA Lucius Malfoy. There was a wheelbarrow full of swords and guns. They were all very short. All of a sudden Guy said:''I could sell you some weapons.'' I thought:''Hello? I'm going to kill you! And you want to sell weapons???'', instead I said:'Alright.'' That's the end. It was all very entertaining. Of course I omitted some details, because:
• a) I'd would be even longer
• b) We'd be here for ever
• c) Don't know how to describe them.
  

• Screwated

• -Argh!!! My orals start on Friday and finish Saturday!!! Help. To quote The Police ''I'll send an SOS to the world''! I'm more screwed and dead than a dead, decapitated, plucked, disemboweled, stuffed, roasted, cut up, served, eaten, dead and extinct dodo!!!
  

Oops this is quite long, so I'd better stop now. Bye!!!

• 1. Yep, Neo-Nazis are still going strong. Have they learnt nothing from history? In Germany it's illegal to own war weapons and ''to play war'', ie wearing old SS (Schutzstaffel [an elite military unit of the Nazi party that served as Hitler's bodyguard and as a special police force]) uniforms and using WW2 weapons. So, what do they do? They go over the border to Poland, to purchase their ''trinkets'' there. They have tanks and weapons. There was a documentary about it. The camera had to film surreptitiously, but they noticed. No need to say that the film crew was in real trouble then. What their films showed were Neo-Nazis re-enacting the war. What does Poland do? Absolutely nothing. What's wrong with these people (Neo-Nazis)? What is so good about killing others and extinction an ''ethniticy'' / religious group? And the Polish accept it, when they too were put into concentration camps? I'd love to stuff the whole lot (Neo-Nazis + Polish government) into a concentration camp! Let's see how they like it! In North Germany, the right wing party has a majority! Of course the Germans blame it on unemployment and hopelessness. Oh, yeah? Well, there's unemployment in the South too! And who's the biggest party? The lefties! The little communists. Well, actually they are socialists, there is no communist party. I mean, do these people want to burn in hell? Let's just watch history repeat itself! If the rights become part of the government, I'm not going to set foot in that country until they have gone! How can there even be a right party? Wonder what their motto is: ''Kill all Jews!'' or ''Out with the refugees!'' or ''Let's take OVER THE WORLD!!!''? This black guy stepped out of his house and was beaten up in front of his kid for no reason other than being black!!! Who wants to live there? Man, these people (Neo-Nazis) are thickos. If they don't know what to vote, they should not vote. They should have a box you can tick saying ''If you don't know who to vote, tick here!'', at least they would do no damage. The Neo-Nazis say they want to change society. Into what? A huge concentration camp? A murderous horde? Couldn't they at least stick to killing each other or best of all themselves? Do they even know what Nazis did and what they were? The SS were hung, shot or imprisoned for life or several years after the war. Why can't they suffer the same fate? Here Ghost of Christmas Present, this is what I call surplus population! Neo-Nazis! For all I care, they should be shot or better: hung, drawn and quartered! No punishment is strong enough for these people. In fact they are not German nor are they human. They are nothing, just an empty shell, a robot without a soul! What good do they do? None. I hate these people and what they represent and I'm proud to say that none of my family EVER served the SS and my grandmother nearly went into a concentration for not saying Heil Hitler or something. She served (she worked in a shop) Jews and Germans alike. And as we know Grandpa fought this disgusting reincarnation of Satan, Temptation or Pure Evil (and Pure Moron). Anyway, Hiltler was Austrian and we should remember him as Schikelgrubber, because he hated that name.

• 2. Let's rant on, shall we? Muslims. I don't mind them, but can't they have some self-humour, like the Jews do? I mean ''Oh, my God somebody caricatured Mohammed!!!''. So? If Mohammed is so powerful he will punish the caricaturists himself, won't he? We can laugh about Jesus being caricatured (okay, maybe not the Catholics, they might freak, especially the Pope). The Pope only quoted (quote from a Christian to a Muslim talking about how spreading religion with the sword [violence] is morally bad) what somebody before him said. He loves the debate ''basing religion on violence'' and I'm sorry to say that the Muslims do! Don't they realize this or don't they want to know? I mean all this ''spreading religion with the sword''. They say the Pope is radical, but they themselves burn down churches! They blow themselves up. That is not radical? Christians go to their country and must adapt, Muslims come here and expect everything to become like home. Do they adapt? No sign of it. (Not all of them of course, this is a GENERALIZATION). It was ONE POINT from he Pope's speech. What about the rest, where he says that religions should be more acceptant of one another? They ignore that completely. Now they want an apology. For what? The truth? The truth is harsh and rarely nice. Live with it! The pope hasn't even apologized for being wrong about the sun not going around the earth and having burned all the people who were telling the truth. They think he's going to say sorry? They've got something coming to them! (He'd better though, if he doesn't want to start a mass murder of Christians!) Muslims are as bad as the Crusaders of the Middle Ages! I'd like to know what their plans are. Taking over the world no doubt. Gawd, do people have to enforce their religion on you? Can't they let you be? It's our problem if we've got the ''wrong'' religion isn't it? Who says they're right? (Nobody says they're wrong either).

• 3. Next we have the Pope. Could he have not mentioned this debate? Just because he thinks Catholics are the best... The annoying thing about him is that he's supposed to be infallible. Er..? How many people can claim that? ''What do you mean I'm wrong? I'm infallible; I'm never wrong!!!''. He's human. Humans make mistakes. He should be careful about what he says. He's dragging the name of all the Christians into the dirt. Muslims put all of us in the same bag. Christian=Christian. Well, no actually. Protestants don't see the Pope as ''infallible''. Seriously, it's probably better being a Buddhist! Maybe we can make our own religion for all it's worth. The Muslims take their Koran SO seriously, same as the Cathellos (invented [by me] word for Cathelics): the Bible is the only source of truth. Hello? It wasn't written by Mohammed, just as little as the Bible was written by Jesus. Extremists are just bad. They ruin the reputation of all the good people! Loads of Muslims are probably peaceful, but we don't see them!

• 4. That's it really. At least for this section it is. That's all the ranting. Aren't you lucky I'm finished?

Going to Claire's. Hope it's not going to be another fiasco! It's the last time. Hope I'll be back earlier. Will write upon return.

Any other messages for Daniel? All I can say is that Germans are idiots and society is decrepit. If we got rid of neo-Nazis and extremists, we'd decrease surplus population A LOT.
Salute.

Strawberry, er Penny, I would say thank you for the sound files and text you sent over MSN, but there was an, ah, an accident. My father switched the computer off, so I lost all the info. All I got is the first one you sent, the one about getting changed and brushing teeth. Sorry, I tried conversation history, but that didn't work. So, did you save them? Can you send them again or is all hope lost of ever getting them back again? What did you say? Hope you didn't say much!

Love beagles! Can't wait for this game! It's Sparky/Spiky! Pic from the Sims 2 official website. I'll be able to make Sirius as a dog! You can turn into a werewolf when you've bitten by the wolf that enters your garden, so I can make Remus Lupin! They're so cute!!! The animals, not Sirius and Lupin. Hmmm, right.

Thanx for the SMS, but didn't get no e-mail. So webbie on Saturday? Got e-mail from Daniel. Any messages? OK webbie tomorrow at 18:00? Be there!

It was so scary (well not that scary really) but when I walked into the bathroom yesterday and there was someone standing by the window! He was measuring the roof to replace tiles and we're going to have some copper put around the edge of the roof.

Hello! Sorry for the boring read! Oh, well. Uh oh. What are you doing with that immensely huge frying pan? *Ouch*.

OK, been doing Biology at Claire's on Monday and Wednesday. Will return tomorrow on Friday, well today actually. Well, it's been quite useful, until the discussion turned to my lack of friends and clothes (not the lack thereof, but of the lack of style). Well:

1. I have friends, albeit not many.
2. Sorry I'm not shallow enough to only care about what I wear! I'll try harder- NOT.
3. One more comment about garments and I'll not wear ANYTHING!!! At least then people would shut up.

1. I am a loner. It's in my nature. What can I say? I applied to a numerology newsletter out of fun. Scaringly enough it's surprisingly accurate. It said I'm shy and have trouble making friends. Of course it's all a load of cod's wallop, but still. Maybe I'm slightly autistic? You can be. There was this documentary about this girl who was very slightly autistic. She had trouble making friends. Sometimes I feel like I'm doing something wrong. They all are great friends and I'm talking, but they can't understand me. You know, it's like speaking a foreign language (literally and metaphorically). I talk and talk, but they don't understand. It's too difficult to keep communicating, so both sides stop trying. It may seem weird to some, but I'm happy alone. I know whether I'm happy, right? I don't need somebody to tell me I'm unhappy, when I'm not. I decide when I want to be alone. What's wrong with that? Of course I like being around others, but I pride myself in not needing to be part of a group. Seriously who needs those suckers? In our class some people are so shallow and hypocritical who would want to befriend them? In 5th grade I was rejected. Why? I don't know. What did I do? I didn't care with all those ''wars'' going on between the groups I was glad I wasn't part of them. Then Stefany came. I helped her integrate. Once integrated I was basically invisible. Later Salmonella came. I thought we could be friends, but she was just too stupid and annoying. Because of her I became even less integrated. What does Claire know anyway? Saying I don't have any friends what so ever? Of course I do! Actually I'm quite offended...

2. Clothes, clothes, clothes! Is all that counts? Wish we would wear fake animal skins! Frankly my philosophy (concerning clothes) is: if they don't like me for what I wear, I don't need 'em! If appearance is all that matters, then who cares? Next time I'll come naked. Is that any better? They're only there for covering up. If you have to suffer for beauty, I can live without it. Clothes have to be comfortable. What else matters? If they're uncomfortable we could just as well wear corsets! The clothes I wear were designed (however strange that may sound). Blame the designer! As for asking whether I have the same clothes since I was born. Gawd is that supposed to be funny or something? What kinda question is that? Obviously not.

3. Then she criticized my close relationship with my parents. Is that illegal now? Saying I wear the same clothes as my mother. Quite on the contrary. I wear something completely different. I don't need some pseudo-pre-psychiatrist to tell me what I should do! We're close. Yes? So? SO? Is there a problem? I'm an only child! Of course we're going to be close. It's not as though I was ''incestal'' or anything.

Claire said she said it all, because she wants me to develop. We must remember this information is coming from a liar, a thief and a cheat. She rang. Then she wanted me to ring back. You know the motto being ''I don't want to waste my money on you''. And I'm not paranoid. This was the phone call: ''Hello. Ring me back.'' Then she doesn't come here. Oh no, of course I have to go over there. She said she has all her stuff over at her place. Yeah, so? I have all my stuff over here! I have to pack it and drag it over there. She has a nanny who could drive her here. But no. Then I have to take my bike, ride for 3 KM, with two 10 KG folders in the basket and my school bag. It's not far, but it's up-hill. She was and is hypocritical. I mean 3 years ago she mocked me and everything I said was laughworthy. I was a bank, that gave out money, but didn't have to be reimbursed. She said she changed. Oh yeah? How come she asked for money only a few weeks ago then? And for some reason she can treat me like some psychopath for 30 minutes, but when I make a remark in Biology, it's cast aside like a piece of rubbish. When I explain something, she doesn't believe me and keeps repeating: ''Are you sure'' and ''whatever''. When she wants help, she's oh so friendly. The rest of the time I'm part of the school accessory. She wants me to speak German to her, so she can get better. What do I get out off all this except for a psy consult I didn't ask for and insults? Now I'm suffering a kind of mini depression, because of the exams and everything else. That's the last thing I need before the oral exams. This James Blunt music is not helping either. Maybe if I become even more ego-centric I can blame everything on the fact I am incapable of love. Sorry for that, but if I don't write this down and do a kind of catharsis I'm going to boil over and do something certain people will regret.
''Be yourself no matter what they say'' that is the most important thing in this life, well unless you're a bastard of course. Do not change to be part of a group. They are not worth it!

Love this tree!



Capicou, our pride and joy. As Ruhmin Charmibarb said ''Capicou rocks all the way to Ching Chang Chay!''.

View of lake.



Passing train. To name a song ''This train don't stop here anymore'' by EJ. In fact no trains stop here anymore.

We went down to the Port. This is what I had. Muscles. They're good for your er brain muscles!

Here's the Swiss German worker guy. He has a hilarious nose! Besides that, he worked well and apparently a stone fell on his head.

Here's the front. The cold is trapped inside this ''TV" like box. Seemingly it could freeze shut in Winter. I sorta doubt that.

Here's the inside. It even has a ventilator! They didn't even open the wall, that's why the stone fell on the head of the Swiss German worker guy.

There's the roofie thing on top of the chimney; it's called ''Sirius'', after a star (in the sky not Sirius Black, obviously). It will turn black in time. It's H-I-D-E-O-U-S!!! Ha ha ha. ''Sirius'' will turn black and become ''Sirius'' black.

!!!WARNING!!!

ONLY LOOK AT THIS WITH A SICK BAG. WE DO NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR VOMITING ON THE KEYBOARD OR NIGHTMARES!!! GO AND SEE A PSYCHIATRIST/PSYCHOLOGIST AND LEAVE US ALONE! DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU AND NO WE DO NOT PROVIDE COUNSEL SERVICES FOR YOU!

I think I just found the worst most ugly photo on this whole entire universe (and all other universes for that matter)! It's EVEN WORSE that the one of Daniel (no offence) and here it is look at it and weep or become suicidal:


It was meant to be a film, instead it took a photo with flash! I'd like to see somebody find a worse one! Anyone..? Knew it! There isn't one! Ow, my eyes!

Aren't they cute??? The mother or father is carrying her/his two babies on her/his back! Then one climbed off and couldn't get back on! Then the one not carrying any babies went fishing and fed them! Isn't that adorable???

For the airplane I used a photo I took, the only problem was, that it was an easy jet plane, so I had to edit it. I remember on the 12th we did not do physics, we discussed whether there would be a 3rd World War. Will write later.

5 years ago exactly... What more can I say?

Why? Why is it ruined? Why? Why a thousand times why? 

BTW, Grandpa rung up and said someone wanted to rent the house for 4 months. Surely you know this already? Hope it's not some psychopath! See you tomorrow on webbie!

Here's the new insert for the fireplace. Looks like a TV. It's going to stop a lot of heat escaping. Also instead of 7%, 70% of the heat from the fire will be used. 10 times as much!
Here's the guy hammering away. 'Tis a movie.
It's not quite finished. They need to open the wall! Man, this thing is going to be expensive!

Yep, the cute beetle came back this year! Well, most likely a different one, but it's from the same species. Ain't he/she cute???

Wonder whether it's the graphic card that's boogared or whether it's the motherboard. 

Pink? I hate pink! 

Er..? 

This is getting worse and worse! 

OK, green stripes...