Just because I'm feeling down doesn't mean I have to drag everybody down with me so here's an ''analysis'' of ''I Believe I Can Fly'' by R. Kelly: The lyrics are yellow and the comments are green

''I used to think that I could not go on''
Too bad you had to change your mind!
''And life was nothing but an awful song''
Don't go projecting!
''But now I know the meaning of true love''
You hand a million other heart-broken people...
''I'm leaning on the everlasting arms''
As everlasting as Romeo and Juliet?
''If I can see it, then I can do it''
Literally and figuratively speaking!
''If I just believe it, there's nothing to it''
Sometimes faith is NOT enough.
''I believe I can fly / I believe I can touch the sky''
You've had one Crack pill too many...
''I think about it every night and day''
Boy, do you need a hobby!
''Spread my wings and fly away''
Wish you would!!!
''I believe I can soar / I see me running through that open door''
Having outer-body experiences now? Wow, what kind of hallucinogenics did you take?!
''I believe I can fly / I believe I can fly / I believe I can fly''
Yes, we get the point thank you!
''See I was on the verge of breaking down''
Join the ever-growing club! At least HE used verge. Simple Plan used edge, which isn't as good.
''Sometimes silence can seem so loud''
Especially when YOU sing!
''There are miracles in life I must achieve''
Shuting up would be nice...
''But first I know it starts inside of me, oh''
Yeah, cutting your vocal cords out would make it final.
''If I can see it, then I can do it''
You ''do'' quite a lot, don't you?
''If I just believe it, there's nothing to it''
Just keep telling yourself that.
''Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh''
Ego-centric, are we?
''If I can see it, then I can be it''
Ahuh, that depends on what you're looking at, doesn't it?
''If I just believe it, there's nothing to it''
Whatever... If it were THAT simple, everybody would do it!!!
''I believe I can fly / I believe I can touch the sky''
So did Batman and look what happened to him!
''I think about it every night and day / Spread my wings and fly away''
Why don't you (''spread my wings and fly away'')?
''I believe I can soar / I see me running through that open door''
''Dance/bounce/walk/run*, baby out that door, I don't want to see your face no more''. There's the door. Fly, Fly!
''I believe I can fly / I believe I can fly / I believe I can fly''
Okay already! Take flying lessons or something!
''Hey, if I just spread my wings''
What wings?
''I can fly / I can fly / I can fly, hey / If I just spread my wings / I can fly / Fly-eye-eye''
If you say so, but could you please shut up now?
* Dunno what the real word is in that song, so I wrote all possible words down.
Why do I listen to it if I hate it so much? I don't hate it, I just like complaining! Anyway this was for fun. Did it yesterday when fun still existed...