The Germans are even MORE stupid than I thought. Well not all of them only the politicians, "Communists" and Neo-Nazis/Fascists. Here's why:
The Government is made up of the most incapable and ignorant people they can find! "If you can, do; if you can't, teach; if you can't teach, become a sports teacher; if you can't do that, become a politician. Most have never had a "real" job in their lives and others are only picked for their names for example ''von Bismarck''. He doesn't even bother showing his face at the meetings. They talk and talk, but never act. They make promises and never fulfill them. Like most politicians really. "How do you know when a politician is lying?" ==> "When his mouth is moving!" Too right!
"Communists": They are more extreme Socialists or extreme left people. There is no Communist party in Germ; it was banned under Hitler. Why are they idiotic? Other than the normal reasons (The Utopia they want in unattainable! I mean: "yeah, we'll just install this dictator for 5 years to impose our ideas on the population and then he'll just give up his power and Communism will rule forever! We'll suppress (literally) anybody who dares defy us with tanks. [Russia did this in Poland to demonstrators during the Cold War.]" Wonder why it NEVER WORKED OUT THEN. Only in places like the Seychelles, made up of many different islands where the people don't actually care about politics and it has no real impact on them, can it work. Look at flaming North Korea! They aren't even aloud to leave it! If they did and tasted freedom, they wouldn't go back. If Communism is so good, why was East Germany so broken down? Why was everyone escaping? Why would they protest? Huh, why? WHY? Capitalism is not necessarily the best way, but it's pretty good.), they want to stop/disrupt the G8 summit, which will take place in Germany this year. OK, but why? What's the point of riding around really slowly on the road, blocking the rush-hour traffic? The message will not get across, the "normal" population will get annoyed AND they are indirectly polluting!!! I mean most of them don't even know what will be discussed! There was an interview and this woman had to check in the pamphlet she was holding what would be discussed before she could answer and this old guy was asked why he was protesting. "That's a difficult question." Oh? It shouldn't be! No matter what they do, it will go on. They are wasting time and energy. It's not as though the politicians would DO anything. They just talk. Look at the Kyoto protocol. "Blablabla, climate change, blablabla, CO2 taxes, blabla..." Ten years on, what has happened? Practically nothing. Think Russia, Australia and Iceland finally did sign it. America is pending (without them, it's useless; they cause the most pollution along with China and "everything back there".) and will be until Bush "gets resigned". See? Polis talk, they don't act. Stupid Socialists should have realized that by now!!! If they didn't, they are "full-idiots" to use a (translated) German term.
Fascists: 100 times more idiotic than the Communists. There used to be this camp for kids, where they learnt discipline, "the greeting" and how to be "good" and pure Germans. Don't know why they didn't just call it "Hitler Jugend*- Strike 2"! It was closed down in the 60s-70s, because it was too violent. Now there is a new one. Same people running it. Those peoples have criminal records. Charged with violence, assault, manslaughter, you name it they've done it. The Government does nothing to stop it. So => "Hitler Jugend*- Strike 3". The people doing the reportage had to flee since the leaders noticed them filming. They chased them (by car) for kilometres and at a red light the neos got out and were going to beat the reporters up. Luckily, the reporters drove off even though it was red and left the neos standing there. Violent bunch and they look after kids! They also teach the kids how to take part in demonstrations and beat people up. Yerp and the government stands by watching. I wouldn't be at all surprised if they didn't send their own kids there! Germany is going to the Fascists... I'm half English! Uh oh, won't set my foot in there once Fascism takes over! Schwarzenegger is Austrian (like Hitler) and the Governor of California (unlike Hitler), so either: he wants to take over the world (!!!) or he'll go to Germany and take over the world from there (!!!)!
Austrians have ruined Germ's reputation! They (Austrians) STARTED the 1st WW and Germ gets the blame and Hitler was flaming Austrian!!! Austrians are sly; better make a pact with them...
In Germany:
Neo-Nazi: "Are you pure?"
Me: "Erm, no. I'm half English..."
N-N: "Traitor! (Shreds passport) Now get out of my sight, Mongrel!
In England:
MI6 agent: "What were you doing in Germany?"
Me: "Well I'm half German..."
MI6: "Spy! (Shreds passport)
Me: Hey!!! You can't de-Nationalize people, it's impossible to loose your English Nationality!
MI6 agent: I just did and I can since you were panning on invading us and killing the Queen. Consider yourself lucky. Now, get out of my sight, Mole!
In Switzerland:
President: "Are you Swiss?"
Me: "Yes, I was born here."
Pr: "And your parents?"
Me: "They were... foreigners."
Pr: "Where from?"
Me: "England and Germany."
Pr: "What?! Give me your passport!"
Me: "No, it's my last one!"
Pr: "You should have thought of that before!"
Me: "Before what? Choosing my parents? Choosing my family?!
Pr: "No, you should have chosen your words more carefully."
Me: "Oh, who cares? I'd rather be "Earthen", than having a Nationality!"
Pr: "Whatever. (Shreds passport) Now, get out of my sight, Foreigner!"
Switzerland is going right... AND left! Geneva is going Socialist and "300 Francs for people who come to Switzerland!" and Bern is going: "There are no Swiss left, yatta yatta yatta, too many Naturalizations, yatta yatta yatta, out with the foreigners!" OK, "superfluous population", eh? Have your stupid passport back then! Without Naturalisations there would be NO Swiss left, so shut up.
*Hitler Jugend: Camp for boys (and I think girls, but not sure) under Hitler. They learnt everything they needed to be a good Jew-slayer, I mean Germans. Jugend is German for youth.