Hey y'all! Can't sleep so decided to post some useless trivia for you. Welcome and tune in for an After Midnight Production:

Remember that Saturday Night Live spoof of Harry Potter with Lohan as Hermione and "Fred and George" say: "We're going to beat a couple bludgers"? Harmless, right? Actually not. It means the same as "choke the chicken", "crying yourself to sleep" or "interrogate the suspect". Give up? Oh, you want plain English? OK, well it means onanism. Still no good? Autosexual or egosexual could be synonyms... Still not? Can't make it clearer than that, I'm afraid. I can, but I won't, if you still don't get it, ask.

Here's a list of "taboo" words or expressions:
To mount (like mounting a horse = riding it)*, to take, balls, to hump (you can hump furniture around = carrying it)*, to do, to top, meat n' two veg (could refer to typical English meal, yes the edible kind, not an onanism)*, to drill, to lay/(get) laid, to nail, to plug, to plow, to poke, to ride, to root, to screw (screw driver n' screws or being screwed = ubber trouble)*, to smash, to have, how's your father, funny business, to swallow, to bang, to come (do you know what this means? Remember that word you asked my mother on the train to Devon..? Well, it means that => synonym: climax), to tame a dragon (Saturday Night Life, "Hagrid"), to lie on your back, how are you, playing Monopoly, to play, on the job, to roger, to want, HP, to blow, to suck, etc... You get the point, there are too many to name.
* Are for words that seem so obviously sexual, so there is an example of how they can be used "innocently".
See? Where's the love in all this? I'm going to turn cynical and not believe in love anymore at this rate. I mean, sure "attraction" or "animal magnetism", but what does it ultimately lead to? "Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing". Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it all boils down to procreation. Once again it's natural, humans are only animals and they too must obey the 4 (aren't there 5?) functions (breathing, excreting, eating [''absorbing'' nutrients] and procreating, although that is only for the survival of the species). Have you noticed that "true love'' frankly doesn't last a long time? If it did, why are the divorce rates so high? Look at our closest relations, (Gorillas and Chimpanzees), do they form monogamous relationships? You must be joking! It's a harem. Although the females do to some extent. They mate with one male, they are by no means faithful though... Conclusion: even if man considers himself to be at the height of evolution, he is not. A few millenniums ago, our ancestors lived in harems. Monogamy is not good. Of course I'm not prising polygamous groups, but anyway... Cynicism, sarcasm n' irony. What a mix!

Now for "in-jokes'' in Austin Powers: Dr Evil says "Preparation H feels good on the whole'' and his son responds: "Preparation H does feel good on the hole''. Preparation H is in fact a " popular brand of medication used in the treatment of hemorrhoids. It was originally packaged in a tube like toothpaste, with a similar consistency.'' (info from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preparation_H). It was applied locally... (Hemorrhoids are situated near your butt).
Mrs Fagina to Austin Powers: "You know in Japan, men come first and women come second." Austin Powers: "Or not at all! Hahahaha.'' Since we, or rather you, now know what "to come" means this is self-explanatory. Mrs Fagina is referring to their social station in life, whereas AP is referring to the sexual nature of that word, so "climax".
(It was POSTED AT 02:22, not WRITTEN at that time; started WRITING it at 00:57)