We had a party for my father's 60th B-day. 11 People came, 12 were supposed to. We had fish, since two of the guests were Vegetarians. My mother bought this pre-made Salmon + sauce from this woman who owns a little shop near the lake by Coppet. She makes it all herself. As you can see she doesn't only sell fish from the lake. It was very nice. It was a ''surprise'' although he caught me blowing the balloons up the evening before and it was impossible to keep it entirely secret. Bernd, Sue, his old colleague, 2 people from church he doesn't know, but who are nice and come from Yorkshire, ''the capital of England'' (quote from Dalziel from ''Dalziel and Pascoe'') and this English woman who's son is my age and used to come to my b-day parties as a kid, but her husband didn't turn up and the excuse was ''I don't know'', were invited. The cake was bought in Rapp, an expensive chocolate-producing shop. It was all good n' well, but why did they have to leave so flamin' late?
Well, things seem to be getting out of hand here. I did some short n' swift calculations. Hypothetically you can get 8 hrs of sleep during the week. So 5(working days) x 8 = 40 hrs a week + the weekend, so we'll say 10 hrs on a weekend. So (2 x 10) + 40 = 60 hrs in a ''real'' week. If we say the week starts on a Monday and ends on a Sunday an (which it does) and all weeks are calculated independently from each other, when you reach Wednesday of a new week, you should be up to 24 hrs of sleep ideally. See how much time sleeping wastes? To get back to why ''it's getting out of hand''. I'm up to about 12 hrs 58. As you can see slightly bellow the ideal value there. The average is about 4 hrs 16 a day, which is once again just minorly below the Utopian value mentioned further up. It's a real curse I can tell you. I could have a kip (actually that would deregulate my inner clock even more), however as soon as I get home, I'm too stressed to sleep and when it's a decent time (10 PM), the tiredness has past, too revved up to settle down. The train of sleep comes back around 2 AM-ish. It's not all bad, 'cos auto-fermentation (INVENTED [<- very important; it's NOT real] process in which the body produces alcohol instead of lactic acid, causing a high or drunken-like state, it was invented at school, 'cos every Friday Josephine would act as though she were drunk, although she hadn't drunk any alcohol) sets in. At least the depression's gone for now. So it's not all bad. You can't have everything. Imagine just how much time we'd save if ''anti-sleeping'' pills were invented! They would suck up the tiredness, leaving you energized. Sort of like mega-concentrated Caffeine pills. You could work/have fun 24/7! If they invented food pills as well, wouldn't even need to eat! 24/7, 365 days a year without needing to eat or sleep ever again! That would be so much extra time! Maybe I should take sleeping pills or something, although an Organic Chemistry book should do the trick as well! Plus don't really want to become addicted to them. Sometimes wonder whether 4 hours sleep is worth it? You feel more tired AFTER you slept than you would have done WITHOUT sleeping. Who knows?

Also did other calculations, you're coming over here in 2 months and 5 days. 65 days (without counting today)!!! 9 weeks and 2 days! Soon, soon, soon!
You can't say one word without there being some hidden meaning to it. Fair enough, but does it all have to be sexual? Take the harmless word such as swallowing. No harm in saying that, is there? Well, WRONG. You can't say coming either or even something like ''how are you?'' is no longer usable in polite society. I mean there's a whole list! If you knew what a ''tea-bagging'' is, you'd no longer use the word teabag. How do I know? Well there's a (gay -in the story only-) guy called T-Bag in ''Prison Break''. Partially because he is called Theodore, but there are other reasons (which were explained on a ''documentary'' or something)... I mean, nothing, not even the word sun is safe to use! See what being in a class of weirdoes does to you (from Moser)! You think like them. It's rather annoying and watching Austin Powers does NOT help!!! I've lost my sanity! It's gone. Oh well, now I'm even MORE crazy than before! And you know how I know? I had a bizarre dream, which I will elaborate on in due time -not now- and right at the end before I woke up, someone proclaimed: ''Watching Sponge Bob Square Pants makes me horny.'' I mean how weird is that? I was going to say something, but I woke up. I mean self-satisfy yourself by all means, but please don't do it in my dreams or say it out loud or do it to Sponge Bob Square Pants! Ok, this post is gettin' multo bizarro and before I loose my last shreds of sanity and friends I shall leave. Don't blame me, blame the dream! I was not lucid dreaming, so no control over it whatsoever.
Scientists say lack of sleep turns your brain to mush; I think I agree with them for once...

I plead insanity..!

I just found out that fatigue causes mental illness! I really am mental! Oh yeah and: cognitive performance deficits, decreased performance, sleep debt builds up over time (whoa am I in debt! I mean over the years: sleep deprivation through stress, temporary insomnia, more stress, etc...), also causes the person to be irritated, have a lack of vigilance (CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!) and concentration, something called micro sleep and lapses => you fall asleep for 4-5 seconds without realizing. Also you look like a panda AND feel like a zombie most of the time. The only time you don't is when bed time comes. Probably you're too tired to notice that you're tired and also you get high/drunk without ''using'', so you're too happy to care. That also has to be a side-effect of fatigue. Anyhow, better get ready to dissect the fish, whilst hoping I don't amputate my fingers in the process!