Ok, feel like posting something mega-stupid, so don't worry if it's weird.
During English we used to have to fill in thses dialogues. You recieved a paper on which some person asked you several questions about something or other and you write the response. Then the person will ask something else about it. In this example, Amy asks us about a Spice Girls concert. What she says is determined so "You" is the only variable.
Here goes:
Amy: Hey! Did you go to that Spice Girls concert yesterday?
You: Does it look like I enjoy the Spice Girls?
Amy: It was great, wasn't it?
You: I wouldn't know. I told you: I didn't go to it.
Amy: Who else went with you?
You: Nobody.
Amy: Did they enjoy it?
You: What part of "not going" did you not understand?!
Amy: Where did you sit?
You: Have you quite finished waisting my time?
Amy: That's good.
You: About as good as having to talk to you...
Amy: What are you doing this weekend?
You: How does that concern YOU?
Amy: Maybe we will see eachother there.
You: For all that is good and holly, I sure hope not!!! Are you trying to torture me?!
Amy: It was nice talking to you, but I've got somewhere important to be.
You: Thanks for waisting my time as well. Going to torment another helpless soul?
Amy: Good bye!
You: Piss off!!!
Amy: See you soon.
You: Not unless I shoot, er... I mean see you first!
Amy: Toodle-oo!
You: Hate that girl!!! (==>> like the Abbot from Robin Hood: Men in Tights: "+(stupid looking audience for the wedding member shouting) Hello, Abbot!!! -(Abbot in composed anger through clenched teeth) Hate that guy!)
That was pretty random. I used to do that at school! Without the swearing of course and not so evilly. It was fun and infuriating! Random, just like my mood:
Cute mouth!!! What mouth?