You'll never guess what happened on CSI! Some relatively ''random'' people were talking dribble! You still speak it, right? That was a seriously minor part of the episode though. Who knew it was that widely spread! ''I kinda smell'' that was a hilarious bit from the same CSI episode! Don't really know what else to say, except I'm not there (at uni) to decipher hieroglyphs! If I had wanted to I would have studied archeology/paleontology! Can't the profs write better? You'd think you were in an ancient runes lesson.
Wouldn't the world be a better a place if people stopped lying? If people stopped lying and started communicating a lot of conflicts would have never occurred. Here's a ''funny'' convo between Einstein and Heisenberg:
E: How ya doing?
H: Fine, fine.
E: You working for the Nazis now?
H: Yeah, you should too.
E: Er, I'm Jewish!
H: Oh, right.
E: Working on anything new?
H: Pfff. No. (Secretive look)
E: What is it (you're working on)?
H: Just a little bomby.
E: The atom bomb!?
H: No, a time bomb.
E: Huh?
H: Of course the atom bomb, you twit!
E: How far along is it?
H: Er, hmmm... Nearly finished (fingers crossed, innocent look).
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E: Oh no! I have to go. Bye.
H: Bye. Weirdo.
E: (runs off to tell the americans).

OR what could have been (insert this part where the (<=) is and replace the text below the (----) with it):
E: How far is it really?
H: Well, there are a few hiccups.
E: Hiccups?
H: Actually, it's nowhere near completion.
E: Good.
H: What?
E: I mean, how sad, really. I really must dash. Bye!
H: Bye. Weirdo.
E: (Heisenberg never finishes the atom bomb, due to a fatal illness, no AB for the americans).