OK, I already said that I would stop ranting about Claire, but a message from her, fired up the flames of anger yet again. What was the message about? It was spam, basically saying that if the message were passed on, you'd find happiness. What a load of *@#%! Also that last rant was not a psychoanalysis, but murder of a character.

Here original ''recordings'' from 2004, to get warmed up. Hopefully this is the last time you'll have to hear about Claire. If anybody would like to copy and paste (and send) her this text (anonymously), it'll do her a lot of good.

Claire's weird Character
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She is a hypocrite: she pretends to like you or she is really nice to you, just to get money. She lies and steals, not to mention talks behind your back.

2003: She thought everything I said was laugh worthy.
2004: She always asks for money, doesn't take ''no'' for an answer, always wants a ride home, mocks you then expects to get a piece of cake (brought in cake for B-day. Claire was talking behind my back as usual, then sees the cake and expects me to give her some!), doesn't understand asking for money isn't good. Has a XXXXXXXXL mouth. Thinks her English is superb although she has an accent and makes loads of mistakes.

Claire- A psychoanalysis 2
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After talking to a person who also knows Claire, this what we came up with. It also enables the production of a better psychoanalysis.

She is playing a role, very friendly when she wants something, but when she doesn't, you cease existing. She doesn't have time to spare a kind word for you. She puts on a show at home; she's pretending she's a virgin even though she isn't.
She is tactile to the point of squashing you. For instance, you sit somewhere to work, she comes along pushes your stuff out of the way, sits down and she just can't sit still. She touches your thighs or takes your hand when you barely even know her (luckily this was not inflicted on me). She pretends to care, but only when she gets something out of you. I beg to differ, what she really wants, is to know your secrets, probably so she can ridiculize you even more. In return she tells you nothing true. She thinks she’s a real psychiatrist, she thinks she’s got everybody figured out. Well, she got it all wrong! Boohoo, people made fun of her. Did she have a person who seemingly was her friend but turned out to be her enemy in her class? Did she have people she didn’t even know bullying her? Did she have a teacher who every day called her directly or by some other means an idiot and never missed a chance to ridiculize her in front of everybody? Was she rejected for (I suppose) being ugly? I would say not!!! She knows nothing about anybody and if she took a few seconds to think of others she would see that she isn’t too badly off. She comes up close to you, literally 1 cm from your face and spits all over over you O<-1cm->O, not only do you get soaked but you also nearly suffocate. She doesn't seem to realize that this is extremely annoying. She takes advantage of people (Salmonella). She's egocentric and wants all the attention on her => she used to sing loudly (and badly) in the workroom. Once she started a screaming match for no apparent reason (I was right next to her, trust me it was embarrassing and the reason remained obscure). She has extravagant (and ugly) hairstyles and goes whining about not having enough money. I've been twice in my whole life to a hairdresser (if you don't count the times I went to my father's friend who works secretly as a hairdresser in her house. If she declared it she would loose her husband's pension. He died at 40 and she'd have to pay tons of taxes. She makes less than 50 € a week and with 3 sons she needed all the income she could get). I mean just don't go then! She's always whining or crying about something or other.
Apparently she has some ideas about being a dictator in Africa, shudder to think what would happen...
Maybe her egocentricness has something to do with the fact that she has 2 younger brothers, not getting any attention at home, she seeks it elsewhere. Her parents both work and she was raised by an (incompetent) maid who apparently didn't teach her the value of virtues or manners for that matter.
She doesn't trust anybody, so the stories she tells you are fully or partly invented. She's always making up some story or other to seem interesting. Big deal she got laid! Shout it from the rooftops! She had a lesbian experience. So, who cares? (Maybe this turned on the guys who were there). Then she tells some cod’s wallop about her brothers, making them look both disgusting and demented. There must be some deep-going jealousy here because the things she told us were just disgusting. In secret I wonder how she could get any friends and how anybody could like her. She latches on to you and nearly brakes you.
She takes a hautin air when she explains something to you (when she tests whether she knows the subject) and in fact you know the subject off by heart. She's like: ''I'll explain this to you now since you don't know anything''.
She interrupts you when you're talking to her or to someone else, sometimes you wonder why you bother to tell her anything. You're talking to the teacher and she comes, interrupts your convo, says something off-topic and you get to shut up or get scolded by her for having interrupted! She has a fake laugh that rings through the corridors. She always wants to copy the work you did in many hours hard work and ''no'' is not an answer.
When no one better is around, you’ll do just fine to sit with. As soon as somebody else walks past you may just as well have been talking to the wall. She leaves you sitting there looking like a lemon. She usually gets what she wants because she knows just what to say and when to say it, so you feel guilty if you were to say no. She can charm people and you feel like you’re her best friend, but she can just as easily treat you like a pile of excrements. I would say she’s sarcastic, but she’s not intelligent enough for that.
She’s shallow and cares for no one. She thinks she’s wise just because she’s able to retain every single detail about philosophers.
Does she think that money grows on trees or that I have it coming out of my ears? Does she think that I’m the National bank? A bank that has a 0 % interest rate and requires no reimbursement! My father has to work for his money; he doesn’t work at the UN and get it shoved up his backside! People have been shot for owing less than she does! She should be glad my family isn’t part of the Mafia…
Be that as it may, but it all boils down to her being too shallow and egocentric to realize that she is chasing people away who could have been potential friends.
I would never recommend her as a psychiatrist. Instead of helping you, she’ll either tell you that you’re a looser, crazy, reassure you of your lack of style and friends and spend most of the time telling you about her life whether it be the truth or not.
She could be an actress; she certainly has the skills and shallowness for it. Then again having her as a role model? –OH MY GOD, KILL ME NOW!!!-

Sorry, but this is the blank truth. If she read it, she might become a better person or maybe not… I have half a mind to use one of my yahoo e-mail addresses and send it to her anonymously or perhaps with text such as: ‘‘I was surfin’ and came across this. Thought you might find it interesting’’. Perhaps that is too much of a good thing? What do you think? I needn’t lie. It could me written by anybody. It would serve her damn well right!!! I’m not that mean though… You may say: ‘‘You’re a hypocrite too! You helped her n’ stuff…’’ and sorry to disappoint you, but there’s a difference between a hypocrite and having manners. I mean would you say to somebody that they were a real idiot? What excuse could I have given? Sorry, but I dislike you? It's just not in my nature to refuse. There are things in life, which one doesn't like doing, but which one has to do anyway. Life isn't all sugar-coated.
Anyway sorry that you have to read this now… :D