The Catherine Tate show is hilarious! ''Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear! How dare you? How very dare you! Just because a man looks after his body, you accuse him of taking the post in the back way!'' a gay in denial. Disgusting (the quote, not the gay guy, although he actually was hideous, what it means is me =/= homophobic) yet funny.
Do you wanna hear a story? What!? I was just kidding.
Here is a story (from Baldrick in Blackadder): ''Once upon a time, there was a little sausage called Baldrick and he lived happily ever after.'' Wasn't that fun? No? Here's something fun: ''I have a bag of money here, which I shall not give you!'' Maybe I should invent some own quotes. Here are some:

''Perseverance works!''
''Perseverance is the key to success ... and suicide!''
''Perseverance pays off ... if you weren't expecting any money.''
''Perseverance is frustration's cousin and anger's sibling.''
''Perseverance is more than just working during boring lectures to avoid falling asleep and to save time.''
+ '' Perseverance... is the wrong word!''
- What?
+ It should be perseveration.
- Oy, Sawyer... No, it shouldn't. Now shut up, you uncultured Texan twit.
+ You're game is ova!
- Stop stealing other people's script!
+ Why d'you think anyone will catch me?
- I'm not as dumb as you are!
+ I was caught in a net.
- My point exactly.
- ''Perseverance is the key to success and ... destruction.'' Your turn, Sawyer.
+ PerseveraTION is for people who have nothing better to do with their time.''
-What??? ''To persevere is to succeed or so most people think.''
+ ''To persevere is er... ''getting caught in a net'' ''
- Why did you use '' '' '' ? you said that yourself.
+ I'm quoting myself.