Actually, here's a story. Well, kinda:

- I love you. = What? Can't you see I'm reading the newspaper? - I said: ''I love you.'' = What? Tell me later. - There won't be a later ... for you. = Ah ha! Manchester United won. - Is the newspaper more important than me? = Yes. No. Shut up. - I will shoot you now. = Oh good, Tiger Woods has won! What? - Say it (= I love you too)! = Say what? - It. = Okay, ''it''. - (Pulls trigger) = Didn't I tell you I was reading? Can you be quiet? Thank you.

The End

The story which turned bad. Apparently she missed him or at least he survived the shot.

Cast
- : wife
= : husband