Was listening to "Like a surgeon" by Weird Al, which is a take-off of ''Like a Virgin". Before it started I thought of these lyrics (they weren't in it):

My version (part of it):

Like a surgeon performin' CPR for the very first time.
There's no no heartbeat; it's a flat line!

Erm... That's it really! That was a sudden flash of inspiration; we'll see whether there are anymore later on. OK, slight rhythm problems for the first verse, but do you expect? Also: we should sing "Men are pigs" in English and post it on YouTube!!!