I've got NEWS: Ya know how Wisemen always screwed up? There was only 50 seconds of it. Well, I got it from... My sources are strictly confidential! If I told you, I'd have to kill you and we want to avoid that situation as much as possible. Don't want to add "murder" to the list of felonies, do we?
ALSO: I'm quite inspired to write, but instead I'll explain what those things below are: they are personality disorder tests! Wow, I'm weirder than expected!!!
Actually, click on the word and you get the definition!
Summary:

1. Paranoid: distrust of others and believing their actions will bring harm.
2. Schizoid: avoiding of others, "preferation" of being alone and emotions not put to show.
3. Schizotypal: seeking of isolation, weird way of thinking and eccentric behaviour.
4. Antisocial: lack of conscience and put themselves before others, especially their needs.
5. Borderline: mood instability, poor self-image, cause injury to their own body and are suicidal.
6. Histrionic: constant attention seekers.
7. Narcissistic: self-centered.
8. Avoidant: extreme social anxiety, avoid social situations and want to fit in.
9. Dependant: need to be taken care of, cling to people and fear losing them.
10. Obsessive-Compulsive: overly focused on orderliness and perfection.

Now for "my views":

1. True, I do tend to distrust people and think their actions are for the worst. Most people want something from you and to obtain it, every method is acceptable!
2. I rarely show emotions such as sadness, but I do show happiness, anger and frustration. Isn't as high as I had anticipated.
3. Well, I like my "onliness", what can I say?
4. I try to put other people before me and care for them.
5. My mood swings have been considerable: from laughing to ripping hair out. In fact NO self-image. Don't need to cause injury to myself I do that accidentally; I'm so clumsy! To quote Gnarls Barkley's song "Just a thought": "I've tried everything but suicide, but it's crossed my mind."
6. Subconsciously perhaps... This Claire to a T or rather C in this case!!! "They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to describe everyday events and seek constant praise." She did that!!! It was very very very VERY annoying!!!
7. Also like Claire to some extent. Thought it would have been higher...
8. Great, Avoidant as well as Schizoid!!! So, I choose to be alone and at the same time do it, because of fear of rejections and yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. Super... "Low self-esteem" is correct!
9. Disagree with this. Not really dependant on anyone.
10. Yeah, I'm not a "maniac" like Monica from ''Friends'' was!

That's all I can say for now!!!