Now for a skit!

- I'm in love!!!
= With whom? Yourself?!
- No, you twat. With life!

AND
- I've got three little words for you...
= You do?!
- Yes, ''I hate you''.
= Oh...
LATER:
o I've got three words for you...
= Really?!
o Yes: ''get a life''!
= Oh...
AFTER:
x I've got three words...
= Let me guess: "shut your trap"?
x No, "I love you" actually. If you're going to be that way about it, ''move your butt''!!!
= Oops...

Heh! OK, below this is: a "rant" about vegetarianism, a life score test (since I don't have one, it was rather low. Maybe I can buy one on Ebay), several PDT (personality disorder tests) and an "explanation".
Have a good read!!!