Flash of inspiration (imagine French accent saying that):
Me: Hey, Weird Al!
WA: (irritated voice) What?
Me: Love me!
WA: ("shocked") What?
Me: Yeah, I got you more fans! I made you known in Switzerland!!!
WA: So? If they don't know who I am, I don't want to know them!
Me: Er... Ooookayyy... I never said anything about "knowing" them! I said "Love me!!!"
WA: Maybe later...
Me: No, NOW!!!
WA: Whatever. Look over there, it's Bill Gates!
Me: Where?
WA: (runs off)
Me: Hey! Get back here!

THE END!!!