I didn't think up the whip, it really exists. There was this horror film ''Psycho Sisters'', one of the minor characters was a BDSM freak. It was a woman and she had a chest full of little ''accessories'', including a whip to use on her husband. This is not the main story of course, although it's scary/freaky enough in it's own right. The main story was about two sisters whose sister was rapped and die. They went into a psychiatry and once they came out started to kill men and chop of their cheeky bits and store them in jars.
OK, first of all I'd like to say that I failed to fail the Matu, so on other words I got it. Sadly I have no pictures only the ''I failed'' one and that one is inappropriate to post now. Let me bore you with the details:
Maths (counts twice): oral: 5 (ha! I wasn't wrong) / written: 3.5 (booooo!)
French (counts 3 times): oral: 4 /written: 4
English: oral (for me: counts twice): 6 / written: 5 (any less would be unforgivable)
German (counts for me: three times): oral: 6 / written: 6
Philosophy (not sure think it counts twice): oral: 5 (no written)
OS Bio oral (counts three times): 4
Bio+Chem+Inter: written (counts three times): 4,5
The Rain forest thing (counts for nothing, just an evaluation): good
Last year:
Art (counts twice): 4,5
Sciences (counts 3 times): 4
Humanities (counts 3 times): 5,5

There are the details. Fascinating, eh? I got 111 points and 0 ''distant''/negative points. You get negative points by getting marks under 4. The marks are from 6. Minimum: 92 points (and 7 negative points). Maximum: 138. You add up the points from last year to make up the possible total (of 138). Negative points ARE NOT cancelled out by the other points: Example (I'll do it with last years exams 'cos there are less of them, not with my marks though):
Maximum amount of points: 48

Art (counts twice): 2

Humanities (counts three times): 6 (average of all three markes)

• Geography: 6
  
• History: 5,5
• Law: 5,5
  
• Economics: 6
  

Science (counts three times): 3,5 (average of all three markes)

• Bio: 4
  
• Chem: 2
  
• Phys: 3
  

To calculate points: 2x2+6x3+3,5x3= 32,5
Negative points: (Average is four) => 4-2=2 and 4-3,5=0,5
then you multiply it by the times each subject counts => 2x2+0,5x3=4+1,5=5,5
So s/he can only have another 1,5 negative points. No canceling out, they stay. Even if you have like in total 105 points and 5 negative points you can not say: ''Oh, you do 105-5=100, so s/he has 100 points.'' That is WRONG. The negative points stay. S/he officially has 105 points and 5 negative points. Get it? Isn't that complicated really.
Don't forget the webbie tomorrow at 17 your time. I'll be online so come on whenever, I'm FREE!!! At least for a month. It's to speak so make time. I have nothing except for Friday 29th when we have a ''party'' at school with the ''passers of the Maturité! Uni starts on 23rd of October 2006, unless I forget transmit my results... We actally never get to see the exam papers. Our exam papers. We can go to see them in Berne. How annoying is that? The certificate will come in 3 weeks. Annyway that's me. As usual really. Now have to write e-mails to tell all the teachers I've got it... Ack.