Sorry for the rant now er... ''normal'' info. Yep even more boring than the other post.

• 1. Claire's:

• - Well, it was the last time finally! So much for not staying as long! The annoying thing is that we always so much time eating. OK, lunch is important, but must she on insist on finishing a whole bowl of pasta? Her plate had mounds of food on it and it wasn't getting any less, instead she kept putting more on! Oy... I do have better things to do and I have other things to revise! Then we played ping-pong. It was nice, but once again Matu approaching, no time to waste! We never seemed to start on time. Once, she went up-stairs to tidy up her room!!! How exactly will that help in passing the Matu? I could have slept longer or be revising. It's as though we were doing a webbie to revise Bio, put I left to clean my room. I dare say you would be pissed (off)?
  

• -The even more annoying thing is that she fell asleep twice! Only for 2 minutes, but still I need to work and if she doesn't want to I could just as well be doing Philosophy at home! Bio can be boring, but still one must keep focused!

• -The final thing is more disgusting than annoying. Yesterday, she didn't just burp once, not twice but 8 times!!! What am I supposed to think about that?

It was useful non the less. At least I know all about the hypothalamus, thyroid, etc...

• CDs

• -We got a CD of The Police and it's got two versions of ''Don't Stand So Close To Me'' on it. Maybe you'll like the remix from 1986 better. I like ''Russians'' It's about the Cold War, the atom bomb and the relationship between Russia and USA. You could replace Russia with Iraq, Reagan with Bush, Khruschev with Saddam and Oppenheimer with Rumsfeld. I also like ''Fields Of Gold'' and ''All This Time''. The last three are by Sting. In fact I like the whole ''Fields Of Gold'' CD. That's the Sting CD.

• Dreams

• -I had this hilarious dream -when I was not dreaming I failed the Matu. We went up this long staircase to reach a swimming pool. We went swimming. I dived in and dived on to somebody and for some reason that side of their face was coloured in blue paint. We got out and went to this private room of this very very very fat famous woman. She was fatter than famous. She nearly took up the whole room! I thought it was good not being famous. She was unhappy about something. Lucie said she wanted to marry Alan Rickman, but he lived in Bastard street. I responded: ''If she loves him, she wouldn't care that the road he lives in has such a stupid name.'' Lucie replied with:''That road does not exist in London, so that means he lives on the road.'' I answered:''Oh.'' We wanted to investigate. All of a sudden we were in London, but in reality it was Paris. We were looking for Bastard street. We were walking around the town. It was night and all of a sudden a random man from nowhere shouted:''Hey! Bastard...'' he paused and continued ''...Street is right over there.'' I thought it was funny, because somebody would think they were being called a bastard, before realizing he was talking about the street. We went into the wax museum. The floor was a bridge and underneath was water. We found Alan Rickman who was looking at a wax figure. All of a sudden we were transported to Granny's house and Alan was there in Snape uniform. I never saw his face ' cos he was wearing a phantom of the opera mask. Then I woke up. Weird to say the least.

• -The second dream I had was about Robin Hood. In fact I was Robin Hood. We were trying to kill the sheriff's men, so I went to the building and shouted:''ROBIN HOOD IS HERE!!!''. I hid or at least the ''real'' sleeping me told the ''Robin Hood'' me to hide instead of crouching in full sight of the sheriff's men. They may be stupid, but not that stupid! They ran out and the ''old'' woman of our congregation started whacking them like the villagers in ''Men In Tights''. There were heaps of dead soldiers everywhere, but Guy de Guisborne, the sheriff's cousin was still alive. Lucie and Penny + others were trying to come through a tower door, I opened it and said they should leave. Only you too got out. Guy jumped down from the roof he was on and challenged me to a duel. Strangely enough he looked like Jason Isaacs, AKA Lucius Malfoy. There was a wheelbarrow full of swords and guns. They were all very short. All of a sudden Guy said:''I could sell you some weapons.'' I thought:''Hello? I'm going to kill you! And you want to sell weapons???'', instead I said:'Alright.'' That's the end. It was all very entertaining. Of course I omitted some details, because:
• a) I'd would be even longer
• b) We'd be here for ever
• c) Don't know how to describe them.
  

• Screwated

• -Argh!!! My orals start on Friday and finish Saturday!!! Help. To quote The Police ''I'll send an SOS to the world''! I'm more screwed and dead than a dead, decapitated, plucked, disemboweled, stuffed, roasted, cut up, served, eaten, dead and extinct dodo!!!
  

Oops this is quite long, so I'd better stop now. Bye!!!