Thursday, September 21, 2006

Yup, I sure did! There's a description too!

You asked a while back: ''So you finished the exams early?''. Yes and no.
I finished English 2 hours early. We had three hours and I was finished after one, so I re-wrote and re-arranged the text.
German: Finished 1 hour early.
French: About 30 minutes early
Bio+Chem+interrelations: 0 minutes early
Maths: 0 minutes early

So, what did I do? Since I was bored and was finished early (exams are really never that interesting) I had fake convos with Sawyer and for your benefit (or is that torture?) I'll post 'em here! Lucky you!
This is how it started: For dissertation in French I analyzed all the subjects and then Sawyer came in.

During French:

People don't read in depth enough.


+No denyin' that!

-Sawyer? What are you doing here?

+Well, I was caught in a net.

-We know.
+I ...

-OK, are you going to contribute or not?

+People should stop watching stupid TV shows...

-Such as ''Lost''?
+... and reading stupid magazines...

-Oh? The way you do?

+I'm leaving!

-Good riddance, con man!

+Same to you...

-Whatever.

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People want quick ways of amusing themselves

+Amusing =/= reading

-Sawyer? Didn't I tell you to leave?

+Yeah, but who ever does what *YOU* say?

-Vanish evil imagination!

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People have no character or depth. How do you want them to read IN DEPTH?

+Don't exteriorize!

-Are you still here? Leave!

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Synthesis...

+If people want fun they should do something else?
-No! Go away!

+Never! People should be less shallow?

-How are you going to achieve that?

+You're the expert!

-What is that supposed to mean??? LEAVE!!! Golden Middle.

+As usual. How boring.

-Shut up.

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As a break:


-1hr has gone! 3 to go!

+Actually 2:58.

-Thank you (= whatever). Bye!

+You're leaving?

-No, but you are!

+Where am I going?

-Hopefully to hell.

+I'm already in hell just being here with you.

-Leave then!

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-Janeck (guy from my class who was in the same room during French; he really was wearing a head-band at the time) is wearing a head-band???
+Federer won some of his best matches wearing a head band! I got caught in a net. I screwed her.

-OK, too much information Sawyer.

+Did I tell you about that time..?

-Don't care. Lalalala I can't hear you. Lalalala.

+And you're doing the maturity?

-Banished!

+I'm dissolving! Aaaargh! -Poof!-

-Good riddance! Finally he's gone.

+True evil can never be completely destroyed!

-You're not evil, you're dumb!

+Damn. -Poof!-


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2nd break:

3 hours gone! 1hr to go!

+Actually
01:02
-Whatever! Is that guy wearing a... strapless, attach the strings around the neck top??? Yes... or is it a girl? How can one tell just by looking? Looks like a guy. (This also is real).
-What to do in an hour?

+How about checking the spelling?

-This was a rhetorical question!

+Didn't sound like it.

-I'm writing. How can it sound like anything?
+Looks, then.

-Scottish Man!

oYes...

-You've got a big fat ugly nose!

oI know... Oh, wait wrong script. So?
-Your nose is bigger than your hand!

oGot a problem with that?

-Your nose is BIGGER than your foot and none-existent ears!

0And the problem is..?

-Your head is the size of your abdomen+legs+feet+none-existent ears!
oAnd your point is..?
-Somebody missed anatomy lessons!

oI'm a TOY!!!

-That's no excuse.

-Scottish Man!
oAre you going to make fun of me again?

-No. A walking nose!

oYou said you wouldn't make fun of me!

-I didn't!
a) I made fun of your nose
.
b) Why did you believe me?

-What is your problem sawyer?

+Don't have one.

-Your problem is not having a problem?

+Yep

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During German:


-Why is that guy (who was making sure we don't cheat) at the BACK? Weird.

+To invigilate better?

-Sawyer...Oy.

+I shall never leave!

-Really? How sad. Whoa! For a sec I thought we were in good ol' Mos doing IELTs (International English Language Testing System)!

+You're crazy!

-You're disgusting... and dumb!

+You're so dumb, you make dumby the dumbbell look smart!

-What's a dumbbell?

+See how dumb you are You don't even know what a dumbbell is!

-I don't live in your fantasy world and if you meet people like ''dumby'' no wonder you can't be smart!

+That's your loss.

-Actually it isn't...

+Oh, right. I was caught in a net.

-Sawyer. SHUT UP! We know.

+I screw...

-Do you have anything valuable to say?

+ ... her.

-Apparently not! Now, leave before I make you.

+I was caught in a ...

-Net? We KNOW already.

+No, in a trap actually. But did I tell you how I WAS caught in a net?

-About a million times.

+Can I tell you again?

-How about ''NO''?
+I would prefer ''yes''.

-Here's a
tip: SHUT UP!!!
+Where's the
point?
-Don't try to ''casser'' me, con man!
+I was caught in a net (continues talking). I screwed her.

-(Interrupts) Lalalala can't hear you. I believe I can fly. Don't let the sun go down on me. Lalalala. Take a h
int: don't ever mention that AGAIN ever!!!
+Where's the
tint?
-What does that does that have do with anything?

+I dunno, but I screwed her nonetheless.

-SILENCE, SHUT UP, BE QUIET, SHHH!!! What language do I have to say it in?

+Why don't you say it in old English?

-OK. Hold your tongue! Hush!

+I'll be quiet.

-Shut up 'till you die.
+(A few seconds later) did I mention..?

-A net and a screw? Yes you did!

+So I did mention being caught in a net?

-YES, YEA, YEAH, SÍ, JA, OUI, SÌ, DA, POSITIVE, AFFIRMATIVE, +

+Oh. You ruined my phrase!

-You ruined my life!

+Who cares? My punch line is not valuable anymore.

-Who cares? Who CARES??? -Puts Sawyer in a net-

+Now I really AM caught in a net!

-(Leaves) good day!

+Hey! Get me out!

-Screw you.

+No thanks, I've already screwed...

The End

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In Bio/Chem/interrelations:

+I was caught in a net!

-Net this (throws net)

+Now I'm caught in a net

-We can see that. Bye.
+You insufferable Know-it-all!

-I prefer spending time ALONE!!!

+So?

-Take a hint: LEAVE!

+I was caught in a net.

-What makes you think CARE?

+Well...

-Don't tell me. Just go to where the pepper grows!

+To
India?
-Wherever it is, go there! they have nets!

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- Scottish Man

o Charmin

+Sawyer

^Lockhart


In English:


-Sawyer where are you?

+(Sulking)

-I know you're there.

+(Still sulking)

-Tell me about being caught in a net.

+Well, I was...

-Actually don't! Hahaha I tricked you!

+I scr...

-Ok, ok, shut up already! No need to get carried away!

+I was caught in a net.

-So?

+I screw...

-Yep, we know.

+I was...

-Ok, bye. Next guest!

oScottish Man, you're pathetic!

-What about you? You're wearing a pink hair tie!

oI'm playing Ron.

-Whatever. OK, calling Lockhart again.

^I'm SOOOO pretty!

-OK. Were you ever ''caught in a net''?

^No.

-Here's your chance. Don't really know what to do.

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-It's kinda cold in 'ere! Why did that guy (invigilator) LEAVE? Weird.

+(Silence)

-SAWYER! You're supposed to respond!

+Oh. So he can invigilate better?

-Nope wrong script. How will leaving help him to see whether people are cheating or not?
+I dunno.

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In Maths:
-Sawyer, help me!

+Nah. I'm still caught in a net.

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