Yup, I sure did! There's a description too!
You asked a while back: ''So you finished the exams early?''. Yes and no.
I finished English 2 hours early. We had three hours and I was finished after one, so I re-wrote and re-arranged the text.
German: Finished 1 hour early.
French: About 30 minutes early
Bio+Chem+interrelations: 0 minutes early
Maths: 0 minutes early
So, what did I do? Since I was bored and was finished early (exams are really never that interesting) I had fake convos with Sawyer and for your benefit (or is that torture?) I'll post 'em here! Lucky you!
This is how it started: For dissertation in French I analyzed all the subjects and then Sawyer came in.
During French:
People don't read in depth enough.
+No denyin' that!
-Sawyer? What are you doing here?
+Well, I was caught in a net.
-We know.
+I ...
-OK, are you going to contribute or not?
+People should stop watching stupid TV shows...
-Such as ''Lost''?
+... and reading stupid magazines...
-Oh? The way you do?
+I'm leaving!
-Good riddance, con man!
+Same to you...
-Whatever.
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People want quick ways of amusing themselves
+Amusing =/= reading
-Sawyer? Didn't I tell you to leave?
+Yeah, but who ever does what *YOU* say?
-Vanish evil imagination!
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People have no character or depth. How do you want them to read IN DEPTH?
+Don't exteriorize!
-Are you still here? Leave!
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Synthesis...
+If people want fun they should do something else?
-No! Go away!
+Never! People should be less shallow?
-How are you going to achieve that?
+You're the expert!
-What is that supposed to mean??? LEAVE!!! Golden Middle.
+As usual. How boring.
-Shut up.
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As a break:
-1hr has gone! 3 to go!
+Actually 2:58.
-Thank you (= whatever). Bye!
+You're leaving?
-No, but you are!
+Where am I going?
-Hopefully to hell.
+I'm already in hell just being here with you.
-Leave then!
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-Janeck (guy from my class who was in the same room during French; he really was wearing a head-band at the time) is wearing a head-band???
+Federer won some of his best matches wearing a head band! I got caught in a net. I screwed her.
-OK, too much information Sawyer.
+Did I tell you about that time..?
-Don't care. Lalalala I can't hear you. Lalalala.
+And you're doing the maturity?
-Banished!
+I'm dissolving! Aaaargh! -Poof!-
-Good riddance! Finally he's gone.
+True evil can never be completely destroyed!
-You're not evil, you're dumb!
+Damn. -Poof!-
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2nd break:
3 hours gone! 1hr to go!
+Actually
-Whatever! Is that guy wearing a... strapless, attach the strings around the neck top??? Yes... or is it a girl? How can one tell just by looking? Looks like a guy. (This also is real).
-What to do in an hour?
+How about checking the spelling?
-This was a rhetorical question!
+Didn't sound like it.
-I'm writing. How can it sound like anything?
+Looks, then.
-Scottish Man!
oYes...
-You've got a big fat ugly nose!
oI know... Oh, wait wrong script. So?
-Your nose is bigger than your hand!
oGot a problem with that?
-Your nose is BIGGER than your foot and none-existent ears!
0And the problem is..?
-Your head is the size of your abdomen+legs+feet+none-existent ears!
oAnd your point is..?
-Somebody missed anatomy lessons!
oI'm a TOY!!!
-That's no excuse.
-Scottish Man!
oAre you going to make fun of me again?
-No. A walking nose!
oYou said you wouldn't make fun of me!
-I didn't!
a) I made fun of your nose.
b) Why did you believe me?
-What is your problem sawyer?
+Don't have one.
-Your problem is not having a problem?
+Yep
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During German:
-Why is that guy (who was making sure we don't cheat) at the BACK? Weird.
+To invigilate better?
-Sawyer...Oy.
+I shall never leave!
-Really? How sad. Whoa! For a sec I thought we were in good ol' Mos doing IELTs (International English Language Testing System)!
+You're crazy!
-You're disgusting... and dumb!
+You're so dumb, you make dumby the dumbbell look smart!
-What's a dumbbell?
+See how dumb you are You don't even know what a dumbbell is!
-I don't live in your fantasy world and if you meet people like ''dumby'' no wonder you can't be smart!
+That's your loss.
-Actually it isn't...
+Oh, right. I was caught in a net.
-Sawyer. SHUT UP! We know.
+I screw...
-Do you have anything valuable to say?
+ ... her.
-Apparently not! Now, leave before I make you.
+I was caught in a ...
-Net? We KNOW already.
+No, in a trap actually. But did I tell you how I WAS caught in a net?
-About a million times.
+Can I tell you again?
-How about ''NO''?
+I would prefer ''yes''.
-Here's a tip: SHUT UP!!!
+Where's the point?
-Don't try to ''casser'' me, con man!
+I was caught in a net (continues talking). I screwed her.
-(Interrupts) Lalalala can't hear you. I believe I can fly. Don't let the sun go down on me. Lalalala. Take a hint: don't ever mention that AGAIN ever!!!
+Where's the tint?
-What does that does that have do with anything?
+I dunno, but I screwed her nonetheless.
-SILENCE, SHUT UP, BE QUIET, SHHH!!! What language do I have to say it in?
+Why don't you say it in old English?
-OK. Hold your tongue! Hush!
+I'll be quiet.
-Shut up 'till you die.
+(A few seconds later) did I mention..?
-A net and a screw? Yes you did!
+So I did mention being caught in a net?
-YES, YEA, YEAH, SÍ, JA, OUI, SÌ, DA, POSITIVE, AFFIRMATIVE, +
+Oh. You ruined my phrase!
-You ruined my life!
+Who cares? My punch line is not valuable anymore.
-Who cares? Who CARES??? -Puts Sawyer in a net-
+Now I really AM caught in a net!
-(Leaves) good day!
+Hey! Get me out!
-Screw you.
+No thanks, I've already screwed...
The End
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In Bio/Chem/interrelations:
+I was caught in a net!
-Net this (throws net)
+Now I'm caught in a net
-We can see that. Bye.
+You insufferable Know-it-all!
-I prefer spending time ALONE!!!
+So?
-Take a hint: LEAVE!
+I was caught in a net.
-What makes you think CARE?
+Well...
-Don't tell me. Just go to where the pepper grows!
+To
-Wherever it is, go there! they have nets!
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- Scottish Man
o Charmin
+Sawyer
^Lockhart
In English:
-Sawyer where are you?
+(Sulking)
-I know you're there.
+(Still sulking)
-Tell me about being caught in a net.
+Well, I was...
-Actually don't! Hahaha I tricked you!
+I scr...
-Ok, ok, shut up already! No need to get carried away!
+I was caught in a net.
-So?
+I screw...
-Yep, we know.
+I was...
-Ok, bye. Next guest!
oScottish Man, you're pathetic!
-What about you? You're wearing a pink hair tie!
oI'm playing Ron.
-Whatever. OK, calling Lockhart again.
^I'm SOOOO pretty!
-OK. Were you ever ''caught in a net''?
^No.
-Here's your chance. Don't really know what to do.
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-It's kinda cold in 'ere! Why did that guy (invigilator) LEAVE? Weird.
+(Silence)
-SAWYER! You're supposed to respond!
+Oh. So he can invigilate better?
-Nope wrong script. How will leaving help him to see whether people are cheating or not?
+I dunno.
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In Maths:
-Sawyer, help me!
+Nah. I'm still caught in a net.

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