What is this I see? (Rhetorical question and don't think I don't know what you're thinking, 'cos I do!) In the danger of sounding like Umbridge: hem hem! Rhubarb, where is your comment?! I write a wonderful text about BO for you and no comment appears? Naughty! Should be deep deep vista-in-pink-with-pink-belt-thrown-into-the-hole-along-with-you trouble, but as you've got exams approaching, we ie I can probably make an exception just this once. I don't write just because I like the sight of my own writing... OK that was SUPPOSED to be a "quote transformation" of "I don't talk just because I like the sound of my own voice" but it wasn't too successful.

ANYway moving with the speed of light right along: How are you all? Yay :) or awww :( depending on your answer. So what have you all been up to? Please, not all at once!

Raspberry: Interesting or rather disgusting comment you posted there... Scary. You could have maybe stolen his clothes and burnt them or er... well at least try and wash them. A gas mask is probably still the best solution. Yup, "when the perfume is worse than the body odor". You should have told him to save the deo and just roll in dung... Oops sorry, yeah a bit on the malicious side today... Did you have fun at least? Gawd knows "life is like a roller coaster you just gotta ride it" to quote whoever sang that song. Good to see that he (the singer) seems to think we have control over our lives... Maybe we don't. Maybe there really is a greater meaning to all this governed by some divine power? However THAT is a different discussion, so we'll discuss it later (or never).

Rhubarb: How's revision?

Got German exam later on. Yay! NOT. Yesterday we had to do an English and French text comprehension... in German... Basically you received a text in English (and later on one in French) then we had to summarize it in German and answer English and French questions in German. For the last part we had to write a text about a question they gave us in English and French. Think I forgot the conclusion in English... OH WELL you can't win 'em all. In fact I can't win any... But who cares? Can do Zoology in Sheffield.

Will be in England in 18 hours until next Thursday. No Internet as yet at grandparents, but I'll prob go to Lyn's or summat to use it.

"Oy" to quote Manny the Mammoth from "Ice Age" and Timon the Meerkat from "The Lion King"... As dead as a caught, shot, dead, plucked, disembowled, prepared, stuffed, marinated, roasted, served, eaten, digested and excreted Dodo!!! That in more than one sense of the word. (Whoa haven't used that expression for a long time! It's kinda long tho; by the time you've finished it you can't even remember WHY you were as dead as caught, shot dead ... [just kidding you don't have to read it all again] dodo...) Can't sleep although I'm bloody tired. Feels like I'm floating. It honestly feels as tho my soul were detaching itself from the body. Surprised Brain is still operational... Yup used "feels" twice up there, but never mind. Can't be bothered to find a synonym. Here, some work for ya: you look for one then tell me 'bout it. Afraid of over-sleeping and missing the train... Oh well. Gonna be seriously begging for sleep this afternoon, but there's none to be had... Hope you're doing better. CYA!