Now for the benefit of all... A few dreams. Be warned they are weird. We are talkin' 'bout me after all, not some sane person!


Dream 1 (15th of March)


Was staying with D (girl from uni) in a big hotel room. (Will post a picture later; once you can attach printers to your brain and can print what you imagine...). The room consisted in two large spaces separated by a room containing the toilet. There was a large double bed with two nightstands on either side of it and a single bed with a heightened surface next to the wall was at the right of it in the first space. Above the double bed there was a window. To enter the second space one has to walk through a corridor. Opposite the toilet room there was a single bed against the wall with once again a heightened surface between the bed and the wall. Once in the second space there was a door with an old key in the lock leading out to some unknown location. To the right of that door, one could go down a flight of stairs. At the back of the room, there was a very large bathroom with two sliding doors. I couldn't decide which bed to take, just as I had made a choice D said she wanted that one so I took the one next to the double bed. That big bathroom scared me as I thought it was haunted. I was about to ask D whether this place was very old. The walls were all made from red brick.
All of a sudden I noticed a little bird. It was about the size of a robin. It fluttered around and landed on a chair and changed into what looked like a brown owl bout 30 centimeters high. I thought it was a "Kukubarra" or something, but in fact it was "The Bird Of Happiness". It sat there and stared at me with its yellow eyes. Then in twittered: "There's no happiness here. No happiness." I was going to grab it to put it back outside, but it pecked me on the hand and took off through the open window above the double bed.
At some point I told D about it, but she couldn't care less if I had told her it was raining without there being any clouds.
Somehow I was on a landing that led to a swimming pool and the grandparents were swimming there. I went down to them. They were in a "forepool" with a swimming instructor. At the bottom of this rather small, but very deep pool a trapdoor could be seen. Granny asked the instructor whether one had to go through this trapdoor to reach the main swimming pool. Grandpa said "no" and dragged her off. I however dived down to take a closer look at it. I found I could breathe underwater. The instructor cried out to an unseen person: "Fetch the paramedics! Someone's breathing in water!


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Dream 1.2 (15th of March)


That was seemingly the end of that dream... I was in a bookshop in Geneva and they were selling special editions of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" with notes made by JRR Tolkien (Author of "Lord of the Rings" among other things; died in 1973) in yellow on each page describing what JK Rowling was trying to achieve with certain writing styles and what certain things were implying. (Slight time problem as "HP and the DH" was written about 34 years after Tolkien died.) I wanted to buy it, however it was really expensive, something between 40 and 70 Francs. Since I already had the book another one would be a waste of money.
I was ridding in a bus and my mother called. She said: "You shouldn't keep taking the bus to get home! It isn't safe! You should take the train!" Suddenly I thought of England and P. How was I going to get from Doncaster station to the grandparents? The train didn't go along there, so I'd have to walk... I was going to have to tell him that. Anyway I was really annoyed that people kept interfering that I hung up.
It was in the middle of the night, which was strange as it had been mid-afternoon just seconds before. I was back at the hotel room. D was sitting on a sofa in the middle of the room playing an Apple© keyboard. (You could plug it into a Mac and then somehow play it) She asked whether we should get some food from Marks and Spencer (or Marks and Sparks; never did see the difference). I said: "Sure." The room changed appearance into a ground floor house. There were wooden shelves on the walls filled with VHS tapes. The TV was on and I showed D the DVDs I had brought from home. The selection was rather wide and for some reason "All dogs go to Heaven 3" (doesn't exist) was part of it. She said she had seen the 2, so she put it on and it basically was the story of Charlie (main dog character) as a puppy.
My mother magically appeared and said she was sorry for interfering. As she hugged me these two girls appeared at the door. We could see them through the glass pane in the front door, but I looked through the window (right of the door) to get a better look at them. D opened the door whilst my mother had disappeared again. I thought D knew them, but she didn't. They said we had 20 minutes to photograph them in. We just stared at them.


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Dream 2 (15th of March)


There was a big underground cave and a guy who had been "frozen" for several years just woke up to update all his machines as he had missed 10 years of modernization. He went up some steps to his room and switched his Mac on. It said: "Look who it is!" just as his black friend entered the room. His friend told him something as he was unplugging his mother's mouse to plug it into his own computer via USB. Just then his mother came back and was everything else but pleased to find her mouse unplugged. He left the room fuming and turned into a Robin Hood character from the "Robin Hood: The Legend of Sherwood" computer game.
I was playing the game and decided to find out what happens if you kill a main character, so I made Robin Hood go over to him and start a fight (which is impossible in the actual game). Of course RH won and the other guy was sliced. Later RH was riding along on a horse with Little John (who had his own horse) and were accosted by enemy soldiers, who attacked them instantly. Somehow RH's sword was suspended in mid air so he'd have to jump to use it. (All this is impossible in the real game.) I wanted him to shoot all the people with his bow and arrows since it was the last mission, therefore it would not impact greatly on the lives spared rate. RH had a different plan though and refused to shoot them, instead he just stood there and nearly died.
The scene changed back to the cave and it looked slightly different. Then a MSN conversation popped up; it was a 20 by 10 meter square. It was from J saying he really was back now. I answered something and entered the box somehow. I crossed a bridge over a river to a white van parked outside J's house. I pushed it away with ease whilst laughing. Then I put it back.
There was a scene change to the cave, which had been seriously renewed. Instead of having to walk up the steep steps to the exit, little wagons on rails drove you up. A black and golden dog, who had a video camera attached to him, had been smuggled into the cave to spy on an evil Italian fat guy resembling that evil puppeteer guy from Pinocchio. The dog jumped into a car and hid there. The car was lowered into a deep water hole. Some divers sat in that car. They found the dog, who had hidden in the boot of the car. He nearly drowned, but just managed to escape through the back doors.
There was some weird scene change to this person trying to cook spaghetti by just pouring hot water from the tap on it. He put it into a bowl and put it on an old wooden table. He went to a back storeroom and when he returned this old women said that he should eat chocolate sauce with the spaghetti. He did! How disgusting is that? Spaghetti with chocolate sauce? Gross...

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Dream 3 (15th of March)


Next dream was really really really weird! Some woman was going to have a sex change operation against her will. The doctor injected the sedative into her hand. He performed the operation, which was partially seen. A few weeks later the woman or rather now man sat on her/his new genitals and she found out that it really hurts. Dunno how possible it is for a person who had a sex change to feel anything "down there" though. Not entirely sure how they "connect" the nerves, so I wouldn't know.


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Dream 4 (15th of March)


I was going to a Chinese restaurant with the parents and grandparents. Granny was driving, but I was scared she would drive wrong, but she didn't. We parked right next to it. We went inside and up some steps. There were two swimming pools on either side of a "space" containing couches. People were still swimming although some guards were making sure no one else went in. These little boys kept jumping in and splashing us. There also was an old woman, who apparently had been in there all day; she was watching us suspiciously. I told Penny about the dream I had with the dog in summary. A waiter gave Penny and me a present wrapped up in plastic. The little boys made a MEGA splash, so I bypassed the guards and jumped in with the present and fully dressed. The waiter asked me in German why I had done that and I responded: "I got splashed and was so wet already that it makes no difference whether I jump in or not." He gave me a towel and I opened the present and found that it was a really bizarre alarm clock and luckily it still worked! You could regulate the size of the knobs on it. It was really strange... Penny said she had blamed her iPod of being bizarre, but it was the music from the over-head loudspeakers that was bugging as she hugged Grandpa. She was going to show the present to Grandpa, but I woke up...

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