To quote, yet again seeing as the self invented ones weren't really all that good, Elton John: ''Everybody is bi(sexual).''

• a) Speak for yourself.
• b) Any excuse will do, won't it? (up to you to find out what the insinuation is)
• c) The world is going to turn into one giant fruit cake!

Not that it matters how many gays there are, but it might get a bit dull friend wise. Won't put it on here => Robbie Williams' song Supreme. You know what bit I mean. Oh well, may as well write it: ''(...) All the handsome men are gay (...) you feel deprived...''
I was just wondering: do straight people also have a ''GayDar'' (gay + radar => gay people's ability to recognize other gays)? 'Cos I wanna know whether I'm right about that electrician guy and usually I'm pretty good at spotting a gay. Of course some heteros look well, sorry- no offence to anyone- queer and gays look ''normal''.
Anyway that won't solve the climate problems and no I'm not obsessed. Talking of which, how is Jerry Butler doing?