Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Once again, waiting for Physics practical to commence. This is the last time, for next week we don't have them any more! To quote, well several people from Blackadder actually: ''Hoorah and Hoozah!'' and also here's a little ''knob'' joke as the director from Blackadder, dunno whether it's Ben Elton or Richard Curtis who's in charge of these type of jokes, called them, this one's from Blackadder: goes fourth: Kevin Darling: ''I could make it very hard for you!'' Blacky: ''Please, Darling we have ladies present''. Make of that what you will. I should tell you that this phrase out of context could mean anything (too bad I mentioned that it was a ''knob'' joke further up), but what it really means is this: Blacky has to find a German spy and interrogated Kev, whom he always calls Darling. Blacky tied him to a chair and well you have to watch it really. Mwahahahaha..! If sarcasm doesn't work, a nice ''knob'' joke will always do the trick! That's what you can learn from Blacky. No, just kidding.

Nobody found the pun from that post in November, so here it is: it was a bout the word minute. One sense means minuscule and and the other is (in the realms of time) minute. Told you it was hilarious!

Here's a little ''spontaneous'' joke I came up with, during that exceptionally boring or rather ordinarily boring, because there's nothing exceptional about it, since it's boring every week, Chemistry practical. We were handling Chloroform (CCl4). Here's the sort of joke:

Student: Can we smell the Chloroform?
Teacher: (wasn't listening and is talking to the rest of the class): Knock yourselves out (figuratively speaking)!
Student: Ok! (sniffs and faints!)
What do you expect with all those toxic fumes?

1 comment:

Gerry Butler's No. 1 fan!! said...

LOLOLOLOL Heeheee! Well I thought that was pretty good fer a spontaneous joke. Let me tell you mine would be a HELL of a lot worse (less funny) and I would be the only one laughing and saying through gasps for air "D'you get it the thing.. and the thing.. just.. HHAHHAHAA get it!!" yeh and so it goes on. Only when I've had laughter and excitement depletion of course which happens mostly at home after long hrs of h/w. Especially chemisty...