OK, OK, I'm crazy, know anything new? Why? Why not? Who knows? Who doesn't? What the heck is wrong with me? You can sum it up to one thing: I destroyed my only brain cell I had left! Plot bunnies everywhere! Help! Help! What to create first? So what has everyone been up to? These songs are addictive. I'll post the lyrics, no idea why, but I'll do it it anyway: by The Police, now named Sting lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/p/police/

dont+stand+so+close+to+me_20110096.html, so blame them if it's wrong! I think its actually Nabokov, not Nabakov, anyway:

''Dont Stand So Close To Me''
Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there’s longing
This girl’s an open page
Book marking - she’s so close now
This girl is half his age

Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it’s not so easy
To be the teacher’s pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she’s waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It’s no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me

Don’t stand, don’t stand so
Don’t stand so close to me