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RIP Grandpa (1920 - 2012)

How will I die? Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life.   The most noble of all deaths.  Your rewards will be great in the next life.  You are most definitely a humanitarian.  If not currently, you will be.  To give one's life is a precious moment that will be remembered by friends and family for many decades.
You will die of boredom.
You will die while having sex.
You will die in your sleep.
You will be murdered.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
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Riiiiiiiiiitght, so I'm going to die at 85 saving someone.  Well that's plausible!  NOT.

My When Will I Die Test results:

• I have 62 years left to live.
• I will die in 2073 at age 85.
• I am beating the average lifespan for someone my age by 4 years.
• To put it another way, I have the health of a 19 year old.
• I have lived 27% of my life already.

When Will I Die?

Seriously?  I sort of doubt it...  Omi: died at 90 (bear in mind she had a hole in her heart and was mentally still there) / Opa: died after a stroke at 80.  Grandpa: 91 and still going strong / Granny: 88, but sadly has dementia.  Grandpa's parents: died at 95 / Grandpa's uncle and aunt: 97 and 95.  Aren't you supposed to live LONGER than your forefathers??? So you'd better make that 95.  Plus sorta wanted to live until 2100.  Doubtful, but it would be cool.

Disorder	Your Score
Major Depression:	High
Dysthymia:	High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:	Slight
Cyclothymia:	Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder:	High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression:	N/A
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What type of Soul (Past Life) do you have? Your Result: Servant   Your soul is a servant! In other words, you were a servant in your past life! Here is your soul's personality: Your soul is naturally helpful, caring, is very generous, is concerned of the welfare of others, is decent and simple. Your soul's personality was your personality in your previous life! Your soul's personality may not be the same as your personality today, but your soul is a servant!
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 This was in June 2007:

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	4.5
Mind:	3.8
Body:	4.5
Spirit:	4.6
Friends/Family:	3.5
Love:	2.9
Finance:	4.2
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This I took today:

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.2
Mind:	4.5
Body:	6.8
Spirit:	5.8
Friends/Family:	4.5
Love:	5.4
Finance:	6.5
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Changed a bit, hasn't it?  Still not good though...

Oh yay, we all wanted a FatBoy! :-P

Los Angeles worth L$100,000

Dance Party worth L$25,000

Earth & Stars worth L$250,000

Why are there no green mammals? What kind of title is that for a that for a tutorial essay? Quite appropriate according to S-J... So what is the answer? Well basically most animals are nocturnal and therefore don't have colour-vision. Why? As always there is a trade-off between one thing and another. It is better to see something in the dark than nothing at all. It also has something to do with the rods and the cones found in the eyes and the way they are "wired" . (To be continued)

Mammals do have green pigments in them called biloverdin (spelling?) that cause the skin to look green when an individual feels ill. That's what gives humans that green tinge. It doesn't seem to have incooperated itself into hair or fur though...

And now tune in for: The Scream

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Nope still annoyed at that Khadaffi idiot. The nerve of him! Who does he take himself for? God! Please tell me Switz has allies of some kind? I can see maybe France wanting part of Switzerland. There's a reason why Sarcozi is compared to Napoleon... Doubt the Germans would want anything with a language that awful, with which you have to wash phlegm out of your hair weeks later! Italians? Well Belusconi is a distant relative of Mussolini, right? Oh well I say he is! So I can see him wanting Tessin. As for Austria, well same as for Germany... Hideous language problem. (No offence, but Swiss German is awful!)

Hey had anther great idea! Yes another one, you'll remember my idea from the other post on Sunday, February 17, 2008... and I quote: "OH-HO! I just another brain-wave! Yes ANOTHER one actually, you'll remember the other one about taking over the world. I've had an idea for a Friday discussion topic. Not that today is Friday or that it is really worth discussing, but ANYWAY... So here it is: Do YOU believe in ghosts?" Send some Swiss Germans to K-farty and make them sing to him! He's sure to hand those hostages back then and then leave them there for extra-torture! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, seriously it could work!

Hi y'all, well Nobody! It's time for another rant! What do you mean "oh no, not again"?!

Here goes:

What the BLOODY HELL is wrong with that utter b@st@ard of Khadaffi?! Oh dear your moron of a son has had "problems with the Genevan police before"? Well why do you come here then?! I don't know whether you've noticed, but CIVILISED people don't hit their servants; they don't have any! Well that can be debated, but moving on.

So you get imprisoned? You should have stayed in there several months! You must abide by rules of this country and what's more I see no reason why you should benefit from Swiss medical care. If your country is that great, go to your own hospitals. You never paid into the Swiss Medical Insurance.

Give us those hostages back! Or have you killed them already? Switzerland has made all kinds of concessions. What have you done? Nothing! It's like with Hitler and Chamberlain. Mertz should step down; it's enough. It's time to send in the Secret Service and retrieve those people before it's too late. Either that or tell the Americans there's oil there. Damn Bush isn't president anymore! Oh well maybe the president could "accidentally" drop a bomb on Khadaffi!

Leave this country alone! How dare you go to the UN and ask to dissemble Switzerland?! You can't do that! Not even with a criminal state like -lets say Libya. By the way here's a new map, should send THAT to the UN!

For all people out there who have no clue about Geography, here's the old IMO to be destroyed map:

What can I hear you say? Maybe Egypt doesn't want Libya? What's Libya? Never heard of it.

Switzerland was ridiculed and if they ever want to see those hostages again, they better get their act together and start doing something instead of shitting themselves like they usually do! Come on Switzerland! Oh and also if you want you can buy Libya! Starting price is 1 Pence!

If his son ever steps foot in this country again, he will not be leaving it alive or at all for that matter! I hope they make him a "person non Grata".
Didn't someone say "we don't deal with terrorists"? (Please don't say it was Bush...) so why in God's name are we even talking to these morons? Enough with the talking! Go over there and FETCH them and why not kidnap Kafarty's son? Honestly as that Right politician said: "CH can survive without Libya's oil" so get rid of Tamoil and send them packing. Who needs that country? Corrupt criminal fools. Ha guess what Khadaffi! Your name isn't even in this dictionnary! You're a nobody! An insignificant corrupt criminal leader who will die one day like everyone else and there is nothing you can do about it!

End of transmission.

Sorry, I know! How vein! But they looked pretty...

So now for something RANDOM, be warned it's weirder than what weird describes!

Survey Guy: Excuse me! I'm doing a survey about kind of music people are listening to. What are you listening to?
Guy: Huh? (Shouts) I can't hear you I'm listening to music! (Takes headphones off)
SG: I said I'm doing a survey about what kind of music people listen to on their MP3 Players.
G: I don't have an MP3 player; this is an iPod!
SG: Gawd... (Whispers) What a dunce! (Loud) An iPod IS an MP3 Player!
G: No it isn'!
SG: OK, whatever. What music are you listening to on it at the moment?
G: I'm Horny.
SG: Excuse me?!
G: I said I'm Horny.
SG: What does that have to do with anything?! I asked you what song you're listening to!
G: I'm Horny.
SG: So you said! I still don't understand the relationship between the state of your arousal and the song you're listening to...
G: I'm Horny is a song by E-rotic...
SG: OH. Bye! (Runs off) Weirdo...

Later

SG: Excuse me, Madam!
Woman: Yes.
SG: What music are you listening to?
W: When I think about you, I touch myself.
SG: Er... We only just met! I don't know you...
W: Yeah it's the name of the song by Blondie.
SG: Oh...

Even more later

SG: Excuse me, what song are you listening to?
Other Guy: Sex over the phone.
SG: Excuse me?! I don't engage in that sort of activity!
OT: It's by the Village People, you twit!
SG: I knew that. Excuse me, Miss? What song are you listening to?
Girl: Kiss me where it smells funny.
SG: Er... Charmed I'm sure. Call me a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer to take a girl out first...
G: It's the name of the song!!! It's by Bloodhound Gang, you pervert! (Storms off)
SG: What is wrong with these people?!

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"I won't back down" by Tom Petty. Yup very diverse lyrics...

Love this video! Credit to those it is due to... Not mine; don't own rights; didn't make or sing it... Oh sh!t it doesn't get anymore incriminating than that, does it..?

OK, RANDOM people listen up: no one asked you to come here and read this, so keep you're snide remarks to yourself. This blog was originally designed for my cousins to read so they knew what was going on in my corner of the world. So next time if you have something to say, tell your wall because frankly I couldn't give a toss. Also not to be insulting, but FUCK OFF. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything it all. Any other RANDOM people wanting to leave nice remarks or constructive criticism, feel free to.

Hehe, now for an update. Saw a preview from an English film (can't remember the name) and in one scene one of the guys calls his girlfriend (or whatever she is) and says: "I love you." whilst crying. She says: "I love you too." Guy: "Really?" and then the woman adds: "I want to marry you!" RECORD SCRATCH. Guy: "Okay... Gotta go!" and hangs up. That was hilarious! Typical as well.

OK, there's nothing else to do and that German form is really pissing me off. So for that song "Sex Control" by Band Ohne Namen.

Lyrics:

Immerzu, immerfort denk ich nur an den Tag,
Als ich gesagt hab´, dass ich Dich mag
Und Du gefragt hast, ob ich nicht Lust hätte,
Die Nacht mir Dir zu verbringen und das haben wir gemacht.

Incessantly, evermore I think of the day,
When I said that I liked you
And you asked whether I felt like
Spending the night with you and we did.

In dieser Nacht hörte ich Glocken klingen,
Und auf den Schwingen der Lust hört' ich die Engel singen.
Ich war bereit, alles zu geben, was mein Herz sagt,
Und in der Tat bist Du das Beste, was ich je erlebt hab´.

That night I heard bells ringing,
And on the wings of lust I heard the angels singing,
I was ready to give it everything my heart told me to,
And indeed you are the best, that I have ever experienced.

Doch jetzt, egal wie sehr ich mich ablenk´,
Ändert es nichts daran, dass ich nur an Dich denk´.
Du hast mir den Kopf verrenkt, ich weiss ganz genau:
Honey, I need you right now.

However now, no matter how much I distract myself,
It doesn't alter, that I only think of you.
You have played with my head, I know it exactly:
Honey, I need you right now.

Refrain (2x):
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

(Partial instrumental with talking)

Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass nur eine Nacht soviel ausmacht,
Nur weil mich ein Mädchen anlacht, doch im Moment,
Egal was ich jetzt mach´, ich kann es nicht zu Ende bringen,
Denn ich bin vor Liebe ganz schwach.

I would have never thought that one night would make such a big difference,
Only because a girl smiles at me, however at the moment,
No matter what I do now, I can't finish it,
Because I am weak from love.

Früher war das so: War die eine nicht nah,
War immer klar, da war sofort 'ne Andere da,
Doch jetzt gibt es nur noch Dich, die mein Feuer entfacht
Und Baby, seit dieser Nacht will ich dass wir alle Wege nur gemeinsam gehen,
Möchte mit Dir ganz oben auf der Leiter stehen,
Und obwohl ich weiss, dass Du die Kontrolle hast, glaub´ ich:
Auch für Dich war´s die heilige Nacht.

In the past it was like this: When one wasn't near,
It was always clear, straight away another one was there,
However now there is only you, who lights my fire,
And Baby, since that night I want us to go all paths together,
Want to stand right at the top of the ladder with you,
And although I know that you have the control, I think:
For you too it was the Holy Night.

Refrain (4x)
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

(Partial instrumental with talking)

Refrain (3x)
You got me under control
You took me right by my soul
You know my body can roll
Let me be the ball, you the goal

Great, I really should stop with these rather crappy translation, but it's better than nothing presumably... Then again on second thought "nothing would have been less time consuming.

Now for something completely different: Männer sind Schweine! See the translation in the er... well not sure you'll have to look through the blog! Go Lara Croft!!! Sung by "The Ärzte" once again, don't own it, bla bla bla... Enjoy...



Or here featuring the lyrics (in German) courtesy of XDuiiiblubb. Thx, mate. (Should asked before "stealing" it) No hard feelings, right? Uh oh * XDuiiiblubb approaching at high speed with mob gang* I'm outta here!

Rather sad song by the same people and partially German...

I took a trip down memory lane. Yes, yes "it's not good to dwell in the past", but that is a DIFFERENT discussion, which is way down there VVV somewhere... Found a reference to "Bratisla Boys", which I think unless I'm much mistaken is a fake "Russian" band formed by this French guy. Anyway some guys from school performed it at the promotions 2002. I think Michael, Adrien and Stéphane did it. Yes Stéphane IS the guy who asked me to marry him twice... HONESTLY. Someone had the nerve to ask him what he'd do if I said "yes". What they fail to see is that for starters I NEVER would have said yes even over my dead body and secondly being minor we'd have needed our parents' permission, which I highly doubt would have been granted... Those were the days. Glad they're over! They annoyed the ... out of me! In fact we had a choice between this and the ThunderBird scene from Greece. They chose this and I stayed backstage! Well I would have done in any event! Anyway I found the song they played! So here's the clip from the original "Bratisla Boys"! Well for legal reasons: DISCLAIMER: Don't own this video or the rights for it. Didn't make any money from it and it's been posted here purely for your amusement, so you better be amused!



Funny, not to mention weird stuff.

Remember also I told you about the German group "Band ohne Namen", so "Group without a name" singing a "DISGUSTING, GROSS(IÉ[AIR]S) " -sorry no idea what the hell I was referring to with the air bit...- song? Well probably not since it was 0n 27th February 2002... I believe I found it on YouTube, so here it is. Yes it is in German, but the refrain is in English and some random partially instrumental pieces are English. It's partially orgasmic. I can't believe they had this on a kids' show! Anyway for your hmmm pleasure, here it is! Once again... NOT mine, etc... I might post a translation, but don't count on it.



Well, sorry I was 14 when I saw it! Scar(r)ed for life! Oh so THAT explains why I'm so weird! Oh nice laser contraption! I need to get me one of those! Anyway I quite like the song. Oops, yeah my song taste is a little... different to what most people would like. Basically it's about a guy confusing sexual infatuation with love. At least it isn't too whiny...

Boy do I have news for you! Oh wait I was wrong... Well the only "new" thing is that I got my provisional liscence.
Rhubarb and Raspberry: I hope you moved to your new place without to much loss of the old priceless antique furniture! If you ever get you net up and running we should do a webbie. How's the chocolate thing going? And Raspy: How did the medical exam go? Have you started school yet?
Come to think of it, why didn't I just put this in an e-mail? Good question, but the human mind is complex (in some cases) and if we were to understand it, our interlectual capacity would be to low to grasp it.

OK, this isn't a video, but you've got to love Atshoo's snort! Enjoy the Blackness and the snort!

Gotta love Mel Brooks! Yes, GOT TO and if you don't then very bad things will happen to you...
Mel Brooks is watching... (What a pervert! *Horde of Mel Brooks fans approaching at incredebly alarming speed* It was just a joke! I'm outta here, so see ya!

Oh look, what a magical date! It's supposed to bring luck... Anyone notice anything?

Here's a cute video of a duck with her ducklings! Enjoy as the Americans would say.

Better update... It's been quite a while. What's new? Not much really, apart that the Mac battery is well and truly... How to put it? Buggered. Took it to the Mac repair shop and they said it would be done end morning, because they were going to do a full battery cycle and test it. It STILL isn't finished and it's nearly 4 o'Clock!!! As long as they have it finished before we fly to the UK.

OK, Rhubarb and Raspberry: the modem is in the "master guest bedroom". As you enter the room, it's on the left on the bottom shelf of the night table. I'm not sure where the cables are. They're either still attached to the modem or in the night table drawer or in the top left drawer of the dressing table. Anyway connect it and plug it in. Wait for all the lights to turn green and stop flashing. Then detect the wireless connection. It's called Tiscali(insert numbers here) and as a password you type in the WAP number, which is written at the bottom of the modem. Then it should work. Theoretically anyway.
Not been doing much, in fact nothing at all...
Had a very weird dream... That's the most exciting which has happened... Apart from the spell check not functioning on here...

Well better update YET again. Aren't we doing well this year? Finally installed Internet at Grandparents. (To be continued) In fact before the continuation let me use this oportunity to say or write rather: RHUBARB and RASPBERRY: Hem hem hem! A) UPDATE!!! B) UPDATE!!! and C) Did I mention update yet??? Also were are the comments??? Don't make me post that photo again, because you know I will! OK, you have exams now, but when they've finished you better comment or else... Big trouble ie "The Hole". End of transmission. (To be continued)

Well better update again although really dunno who reads it as there are no COMMENTS! Don't make me post that photo again because you know I will! Or I would if I weren't at uni and had the Mac with me...

Not much to say really. There were two thunderstorms yesterday, which is really bizarre... It's way to early in the season for that kind of thing!

What else is new? Hmmm... Nothing really. Going to England tomorrow for an indefinite amount of time (probably 3 weeks). Ordered Tiscali but don't know when it is going to be installed and I hope it works...

Anyway revise/sleep/play/work/breathe/(insert activity here) well and cya!

Now some stuff about Doncaster. First some general views:

Rockery. Don't think there's any Lavender left on this patch.

Willow tree.

Same thing, but in landscape format.

Apple trees and "The Hole" should be somewhere back there as well.

The Chalet.

Rockery view from the Chalet. OK, remember I said that we really need to clean the chalet on the 7th of March? I'll just re-quote then: "Oh YES and what's more: we really need to clean out the chalet as there is some weird growth starting to appear on the floor. Here is the evidence! Er... Well actually there isn't any as I didn't take any photos... So you'll just have to take my word for it!" NOW I have the evidence!

This clutter is easily "out-cleanable".

Possibly re-arranging it would be a good idea, so that it's stored better.

Realistically, we're never going to sleep in here, but what we COULD do is: take everything out, dust it, wash it down and basically clean it. What can be thrown away, sold or in any other way dealt with should be taken care of in the appropriate manner.

I mean this carpet really needs to be cleaned and dunno about the chair. Is it needed? Can it at least be cleansed or sold?

That's the weird growth I was talking about...

No one spends any amount of time in here, but this looks downright toxic? Dunno how we're going to get rid of it... Bleach may kill the tiles.

Dead insects... Great.

Stuff under the carpet.

As my mudja would bluntly put it, "insect shit".

This is still the most harmless of dirt.

Needs cleaning really, don't it?

Thought we could maybe replace this curtain as it is stained and bleached.

Now to something more pretty: A daffodil!

Flowers of some sort.

Rockery "inned"

Vertebrae of ... Well that's the mystery... Of whom or what?

New placement for the big thigh bone and bone fragments.

Rib fragments. Don't know what happened to the rest.

No comment.

The best part about this picture is the background! Oh wait, there is no background... Guess there's nothing good about this pic then...