So now for something RANDOM, be warned it's weirder than what weird describes!

Survey Guy: Excuse me! I'm doing a survey about kind of music people are listening to. What are you listening to?
Guy: Huh? (Shouts) I can't hear you I'm listening to music! (Takes headphones off)
SG: I said I'm doing a survey about what kind of music people listen to on their MP3 Players.
G: I don't have an MP3 player; this is an iPod!
SG: Gawd... (Whispers) What a dunce! (Loud) An iPod IS an MP3 Player!
G: No it isn'!
SG: OK, whatever. What music are you listening to on it at the moment?
G: I'm Horny.
SG: Excuse me?!
G: I said I'm Horny.
SG: What does that have to do with anything?! I asked you what song you're listening to!
G: I'm Horny.
SG: So you said! I still don't understand the relationship between the state of your arousal and the song you're listening to...
G: I'm Horny is a song by E-rotic...
SG: OH. Bye! (Runs off) Weirdo...

Later

SG: Excuse me, Madam!
Woman: Yes.
SG: What music are you listening to?
W: When I think about you, I touch myself.
SG: Er... We only just met! I don't know you...
W: Yeah it's the name of the song by Blondie.
SG: Oh...

Even more later

SG: Excuse me, what song are you listening to?
Other Guy: Sex over the phone.
SG: Excuse me?! I don't engage in that sort of activity!
OT: It's by the Village People, you twit!
SG: I knew that. Excuse me, Miss? What song are you listening to?
Girl: Kiss me where it smells funny.
SG: Er... Charmed I'm sure. Call me a bit of a traditionalist, but I prefer to take a girl out first...
G: It's the name of the song!!! It's by Bloodhound Gang, you pervert! (Storms off)
SG: What is wrong with these people?!