What do you mean "all guys are like that. Deep down.", my dear Rhubi? No, you forgot a VERY important detail: They are like that ON the surface. Also, "they'll get better when they get older". Oh yeah?! I should think not! What a lie or very optimistic point of view!

Anyhow after all the strains of the day settle down for an utterly useless discussion about the definitions of "be right back", "be back later" and "be back soon".

Obviously "right" indicates that the person will be back without delay, so within 0-10 minutes. Then the real discussion is about the words later and soon. Which one comes first? What do they imply? Later: does it mean within the same day? You say see you soon or VERY soon, which would mean that it's further in time than later.
So to conclude, probably soon over-laps with later, but then goes further, so:

Right: 0-10 min
later: 3-24 hrs
soon: 1 hr-3/6 months

Wasn't that wonderful? Well I thought so... No actually I didn't!

OK, now for a video of Schmusie in a box of toys!