Sunday, February 04, 2007

What is this bizarro documentary about? “Why sex isn’t a coincidence”. Well for one we can’t do mitosis. Nor can we auto-fertilize ourselves like tapeworms do. We’re not hermaphrodites (at least most of us aren’t => Turner Syndrome). Like I said: in this shallow word love=sex. Look at what these men say: “What I find sexy is big lips, nice teeth and thinness”. What about big boobs? So you don’t care that’s she’s an immoral bitch? Great once again thanx for the insult: “beautiful people earn more money, are more successful and more intelligent” and they even get preferential treatment during court cases. Well, if you say so. I wouldn’t trust anyone who thinks that Jessica Simpson is smart. Clinton is sexy??? Don’t think much of your taste. “Breeding opportunities”. That's an expression for horny I’ve never heard before. When you’ve ovulated -> you prefer wild partiers. Otherwise woman prefers “softies”. Aww poor men, they can’t help it that they only like beautiful women. It’s genetic. That’s excuse has been used so many times it’s stretched. Find another. Hair is apparently a key “sex appeal”. Well at least they’re right => woman who recieved more Testosterone in the womb have more hair. Knew it. Blond is sexy. Too bad you can't say the same for their intelligence. J/K. There aren't many real blond people. Wondered where the boobs were. No, of course the size doesn't count! Droopy + small = bad. Love formula? Hip to waist proportion 70 to 30. No! We look different than monkeys?!? Who knew? There’s a “face proportion” mask. The more symmetrical the face, the prettier it is. John Cleese doesn’t “fit” into it. (That was a different documentary). The “I am healthy” signal is important, that’s why symmetry is important => diseases can change your appearance -> Sinus infection can change your looks. Apparently, you get more symmetrical in the middle of the cycle. Orgasm => “sucking” action of the cervix to get the sperm into the uterus. For woman anyhow. You like people due to their smell. The odour contains info about what antibodies they have and you “like” the smell of people who have different ones than you. That way your baby will have more protection against more diseases. Also evidently handsome men smell better. Great, if girls only play with toys that have faces why did I play with Lego, electrical trains and Baufix (that’s a game where you can build cars, cranes and so one from wood. The screwdrivers were wooden; it was a bit like a building game)? Women hear (and listen) better => more hair in the ears. More sensors for the touch and taste. Women show more feelings. Testosterone “blocks” feelings. It provokes aggression and a need to win. Sorry, but what's the point of having a sex change and then being Lesbian? Where’s the point, really? The way that ex-man is going on about sex changes, you’d think s/he’s being paid for advertising them! There was a test: a “random” woman asks several men if he wants to sleep with her, 75% of them say yes. Women were asked the same thing by a man and 100% said no. So nurture also influences our behaviour. Out of 300 couples, only three gave their sons dolls when they asked for them. People, there are no stereotypes! Culture + hormones = sex drive definition from Freud. It’s a biological response to hormones. From Testosterone: Sex drive => fulfilment of sexual desire. Women who were injected Testosterone are more sexually active. Men produce Oestrogen??? The Testosterone changes to Oestrogen. We have courtship rituals??? Why is fertility hidden? Long term relationship => he doesn’t know when she’s ovulated, so he has to stay with her longer to pass on his genes. Chimpanzees only protect the females when they've ovulated. It’s hidden so that women can have one night stands => she chooses one partner to provide for her and chooses another for her children. Best genes are at interest here! It isn’t hidden=> face “glows”, better blood circulation in the skin; we dress sexier (must of missed that lesson) and seek or aciidentally get more contact. Yeah, right. Men only want sex to procreate. “Sexual variety”. There’s another way of saying one nightstand. Men like their harems. Hang on, what about gays? They can’t have any kids! Although if it’s embedded in the genome… Finally, finally right at the end they talk about love! People will do pretty much everything for, yes you got it, for “getting caught in a net”.

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