If you don't know where it comes from, how can I? I mean, I was just innocently listening to what Baroque is and then suddenly out of nowhere a picture came creeping into my mind. The side effect of boredom was making its appearance and threatened to engulf every last piece of my attention. A spark of an idea, the beginning of an image was forming whilst the words of the teacher in question washed over me. Luckily I realized where my mind was wondering to, before my hallucinogen dream could really start. How could a ''mind-wondering'' lead anybody there? Is it because the teacher is too effeminate even though she is a woman? Or because of an unknown, undiscovered reason? Knew that school makes people crazy. Oh no! That brings that song to mind. ''(lyrics) I think I'm crazy...(lyrics)...probably (lyrics)''. Why? One of the big questions. Why not? Why couldn't my mind have wondered to the summer holls? As said before, male slash is bad enough, now this is just awful. Sorry, not a homophobic person or anything, but still... How disturbing... The thought... Not to mean or anything, but especially with that teacher. ==> Eww. Help! Our school is a loony bin, a nuthouse! Imagine trying to do maths when at one end of the table, William (Guillaume IRL) is pretending to be gay and wants every other male person, to pretend with him, whilst you-know-who (the person who always asks for money, don't want to write the name here) explains how her 10 year old brother has (sexual) intercourse with his toy rabbit and she can hear the bed move or even of her own ''experiences'' with a man of 30!!! And to top that, William got someone pregnant, but she had a miscarriage. Well that was not discussed, found that out later. Still the discussion must go on, bringing us to girlfriends/boyfriends. William apparently uses them. Over to you-know-who's lesbian experiences. Frankly dunno how we get anything done! That's not the end, last year, there was a discussion, if breasts become bigger if they're massaged. They even wanted to ask the Bio teacher! If anyone can top that, I'll eat my invisible, tasteless hat! Anyone? -Sound of chirping crickets- Thought not. Will keep you posted on further discussions. Did I mention we have Maths tomorrow and Friday? Must have slipped my mind. After this week, the party's over! 2 weeks of wonderful real mock exams. Tata!