''Why Scottish Man can't play Snape and should play Harry Potter''. Little Singing Scottish Bear is Hermione, Charmin' is Ron and Over-Dimensional Bear is the narrator and Lockhart. All the characters are copyright to JKR. I just burrowed them without asking. I'm not making money with them (yet) and even if I were I wouldn't admit it, would I? Note to self: delete that last bit at next best opportunity.